How to tell you are addicted to F2P (joke thread)

[Taylondor]

-Next time you see a stag, lion/cougar or bear at a zoo or in the wild... you think about Bisonpower...

totally agree with this 1

 

[Crystalpall]

a few new ones

• You don't use google because you are not engineer
• You hate meditating, you can't get the "oom"
• You run with knifes painted red, and when people ask if it's blood you answer "no... its +1 dmg idiot".
• You are never unconsious for more than 2 minutes
• You never sleep for more than 3 hours
• You wait for wsg CtA more than for your birthday

I hope you liked these and continue with yours

 

[lolipopp]

You're an hour early for work each day because Realm time is real time.

 

[Srs]

You gave up going to church because services conflicted with the Fishing Tournament.

 

[Nutbreaker]

You see Cripz in any game and try to farm him

 

[Rollop]

You never sleep for more than 3 hours

Haha.. i always think "this is the last time im farming this damn thing..." And then i roll a new character. People wonder why i'm so tired all the time

 

[Metro]

When you drive off car lot with new car and tell salesman. "I'm not paying for this crap"

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[Goesid]

Your bandages doesn't do much when you take too much fall damage.

 

[CripzBlood]

You see Cripz in any game and try to farm him

happens often.


Druid:

A druid in bear form and a warrior are dueling.
The warrior uses disarm.
Druid: "Dude, where's my paw?"


Shaman
Yo mama's so fat, [Chain Lightning] hit her THREE TIMES!


Hunter
Yo mamas so ugly, I had to use [Track Beasts] to find her.


Paladin:

A paladin sits down at a bar next to a warlock.
The paladin taps the warlock on the shoulder.
"What?," the warlock asks.

"How about you conjure me up something to drink?," replies the paladin. The warlock looks at the pally incredulously and says, "Man, have you got the wrong guy," and returns to drinking his beer in silence. The pally, taps the warlock on the shoulder again and says, "Well then, how about you conjure me up something to eat then?". The warlock, getting a little annoyed now, responds "If I cant conjure you up something to drink, what the HELL makes you think I can conjure you something to eat??. The warlock goes back to drinking in a huff and sure enough, the pally taps him on the shoulder one more time. "I'm sorry," he says, "but I thought you could do something for someone other then yourself". The warlock takes a sip of his beer, turns toward the paladin and smashes the bottle over his head. While he's bleeding on the floor, the warlock says "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you could tank!"


Rogue:

How does a rogue kill a (Any other World of Warcraft class)?

Pickpocket his hearth.


Warrior:

Q: Why don't warriors get their weapons enchanted with Int?
A: They don't want their weapons to be smarter than they are.


WoW Jokes

 

[Crystalpall]

I think you misunderstood the point of the thread, but ok

 

[CripzBlood]

wow compared to real life, thats the joke, i get it, but the other jokes are also funny and abit related with real life.

U are shoping and a person comes running to you with flag and drops it on the floor, and stands there staring at you.

 

[Mightybit]

you're surprised you actually have to walk to get somewhere

you want to pick up random weeds and rocks, but find you don't have a place to put them

you rely more on the ui's calendar/clock than your rl ones

you start going "choo choo!" automatically when you hear a train

you're disappointed you can't transmog your wardrobe

you don't know where to cast your line when you go fishing

people look at you funny when you dance

you cant resist telling your dog to go after other people and/or pets

 

[Sundusk]

you tell everyone at the archery range they're OP