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    • I would like to blame yde for this . you see yesterday she was swimming trought the ocean on her sea turtle singing "follow me" and the tastyfish listened ! so its all her fault. on a more serious note anyone else having that problem ?
     
    I didn't have any problems, except for not getting an angelfish on the hook of course. Got a pirate ring, though. :)

    Didn't even have my hearth stone set to booty bay, so was quite surprised to recieve 2nd place, but I guess it's easier when you only compete with you own realm not the linked ones.
     
    Snowjobs said:
    I would like to blame yde for this . you see yesterday she was swimming trought the ocean on her sea turtle singing "follow me" and the tastyfish listened ! so its all her fault. on a more serious note anyone else having that problem ?
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    I decided to share the song I was singing.

    It's set to the Talking Fishing Blues by Woodie Guthrie Earl linked in the Fishing Tourney Playlist:



    Earlwing said:
    I instantly remembered this song. I'm pretty sure Woody was an avid F2P fisherman.
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    Bendancough fishing​



    Fishing Keefer's Blues


    I went down to [Stranglethorn Vale]
    Threw out my line, drank [Imported Ale]
    [Keefer] grabbed my hook an' I think 'this was fast'
    A [Shadowmaw Panther] interrupts the cast

    Jumped out to water, still got killed
    Turns out I was flagged for PvP


    Fishing down on the sandy bank
    I felt a pull and give a big yank
    I hauled out a [Raw Spotted Yellowtail]
    And three     [Old Boot]s and a [Torn Sail]

    Handed it in
    For the <Warsong Offensive>


    Sittin' on a hill on my [Darkmoon Bear]
    And I hadn't caught nothin' but I didn't much care
    I guess I was pretty well satisfied
    Alt-tabbed to TI, checkin' out a guide

    Takin' it easy. Just afk'ing
    [Lure] been gone off that pole for near an hour


    You go a-fishin', I'll tell you how to play
    You go set your hearth to     [Booty Bay]
    Take your fishin' pole to a     [Mixed Ocean School]
    And throw it way out in the middle of the pool

    Find you forty [Tastyfish] to win somethin'
    Don't need more, forget all about them


    Jumped in the water and I went down deep
    There was a [19 Pound Catfish] lying there asleep
    Jumped on his back and rode him into town
    Saddled him up and he turned into a mount

    Turns out I was dreaming
    Slept through the whole tournament


    Sharing pools is an iffy thing
    Chat turns angry, people arguin'
    When the mood goes bad, the fish all run
    Sit all day and not catch a-one

    'Cept [Longjaw Mud Snapper]s,     [Sickly Fish]
    Few little suckers


    I swam out to this [Yojamba] place
    Caught myself a [Steelscale Crushfish] mace
    Brung him home, back to [Orgrimmar]
    Plannin' most awesome mog by far

    Can't mog, got depressed
    Sold him for     25
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    One fateful Sunday, I took me a notion
    To go out a-fishin' in the middle of the ocean
    On the [Haunted Isle], circa one millionth try
    Fished up a [Keefer] and started to cry

    He a twink-eater, tough customer
    Just wasn't quite tough enough


    Late last night I had me a dream
    I was out fishin' in a [Rumsey] stream
    Set up a [Picnic] and a [Foam Sword Rack]
    Threw out my line and fished up a stack after stack
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    Done pretty good 'til Blizz nerfed the drink
    So I sold my Rum back to [Old Man Heming]    ​
     
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