B) Queues with 2+ healbots every game (or 4-9 other guildies). Generally fully buffed.
You're going to stroke Kancer's ego because he must be the equivalent of 2 healers, since he alone is the one Pizza usually will que with! 4-9 guildies huh, I think there has been maybe once where there was 9 WT 19s on in the recent months and that was for a realid skirmish. I can assure you Mocha that any active 19 guild ques together with more members and more often than WT does.
C) Gy farms endlessly with numerous guildies/healbots which creates undeniable hesitation for the opposing faction, which usually kills games for the night.
Pushing into the graveyards is something that is done by each faction if they are smart. If you have the advantage why let someone through to pick up your flag or attack your fc? No one enjoys these games and they are always ended quickly so to try and get better competition next game. And if one side losing "kills the games" for the night then those queing aren't worth ones time anyways.
E) /AFKs upon death or being capped on which ripples to many others who look up to him as a result of his shiny TI Title. This is not how losses should be deat with, nor is it sportsman-like conduct.
Wow Pizza you have stepped up your game, afking upon death now.... Don't be rediculous Mocha we all afk games that look like it's going to be one-sided and some will afk before a sure loss. Not even Pizza afks after one death if it's just that...a death. And if you think his "Shiny TI Title" has anything to do with who he is you need a bit of a lesson in tink history.
B) I can assure you that Kancer isn't the only one who heals Pizza. Also, you mention nothing or even try to defend the part where Pizza relies on buffs to give him the advantage over Alliance teams, despite the fact that him being a hunter (and a top one at that) already gives his team an edge.
C) Yes, farming people for 20 minutes for your Bloodthirsty title surely is a way to stop the opposing team from picking up the flag. And last time I checked, GY farming for 20 minutes and capping in the last 5 is not ending a game "quickly". Wow, you think of Pizza as such a noble character. He will end the GY farming quickly, as to get better competition the next game...HA! The one who will AFK out of the game and become a Deserter when the competition is too much for him? Really, you need to have been the one playing an alliance twink when the Bloodthirstiness for that title was active.
Also, you don't think being killed 50 times in the graveyard is enough to turn one off from queue'ing for the night? You think that because they are tired of being farmed, they are not worth your time? So what, we are all just your punching bags and the food of your HK titles? We are all human, and we all get tired at some point. Stop being so biased and wake up to reality.
E) I can't believe this. You know that Pizza AFK's out of games that aren't even one sided. He AFK's out of games that were extremely good games and fought until the last second. Oh, and by the way, keep the qualifier "we all" out of that sentence where you talk about people AFK'ing. I, for one, and I'm sure there are others, too have not AFK'd out of a
single game. Ask anyone if they have ever seen me AFK. I have endured Pizza's GY farming Bloodthirstiness, and have never AFK'd. I always fight it until the last minute for the Alliance, and I will continue to do so.
Oh, and there are people who look up to Pizza because he is the community leader. I recently asked a hunter on the Alliance side why he uses the combat bug (mend pet thing) and his response was that Pizza, the community leader, does it.
All in all, get off Pizza's dick and let him defend his own self. Why must it be that you try to defend him (and your defenses are sad, biased, and partially untruthful) and Pizza simply "likes" your post and says nothing in his own defense?
"Don't take this as a personal attack against you"."I'm just trying to spice up this thread a little bit. Get the people going.

" - Pizza, the Bloodthirsty, Community Leader of TI.