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-Funny Anti-Jokes Are Funny-

1 - What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust



2 - How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Set her alarm for a reasonable hour.



3 - Why did the boy drop his icecream in the middle of the road? He was hit by a car.



4 - What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.



5 - Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.



6 - What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.



7 - Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.



8 - Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's good.



9 - How do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family.



10 - KnockKnock

Who's there?

The Police, you're entire family died in a terrible accident.
 
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
 

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