WoW truths

- The lower your current health, the higher the probability of a a mob suddenly respawning right next to you.



- The last item to be collected in a quest always takes twice as long to drop as all the rest together.



- Test rolls are always higher than rolls actually used to get a drop.



- The more you need a dropped item, the lower your roll.



- If you go with an Alliance group to attack a Horde group, you suddenly find yourself fighting the group alone.



- If you go with a Horde group to attack an Alliance group, you suddenly find yourself fighting the group alone.



- The moment you start the flight from Auberdine to Gadgetzan is exactly the time when you suddenly realize you meant to go to Darnassus.



- The boat will pull away just as you are getting in range to board.



- Van Cleef never drops the [item]Blackened Defias Armor[/item] on your first try.



- The second WSG pops up after 20 minutes of waiting is the time when dinner is actually ready.



- The moment you pick up the flag is the moment you realize you're out of swiftness potions and your sprint is still on cooldown.



- No matter which way you go down (tunnel, ramp or GY), the whole of the opposing team will be waiting for you there.



- No one in your team seems to know that the flag can be picked up again once it's been dropped by your first flag carrier.



- If you pwn an opponent, you're imba. If the opponent pwns you, he got lucky.
 
Boris_amj said:
- The lower your current health, the higher the probability of a a mob suddenly respawning right next to you.

true. also, if you are at low health, there is a high probability of a patrol mob aggroing from 50 yards away.

- The last item to be collected in a quest always takes twice as long to drop as all the rest together.

false. from my experience, it takes about ten times longer.

- Test rolls are always higher than rolls actually used to get a drop.

true. especially when you can /roll 1-1000000.

- The more you need a dropped item, the lower your roll.

true. also, if a person is trying to ninja an item, their chance of rolling a 100 is about 50%.

- If you go with an Alliance group to attack a Horde group, you suddenly find yourself fighting the group alone.



- If you go with a Horde group to attack an Alliance group, you suddenly find yourself fighting the group alone.

so then if two groups go after one another, it's basically a 1v1?

- The moment you start the flight from Auberdine to Gadgetzan is exactly the time when you suddenly realize you meant to go to Darnassus.
or when you realize your hearth is at Gadgetzan.

- The boat will pull away just as you are getting in range to board.

...despite your usage of sprint, speed pots, and a last ditch effort jump.

- Van Cleef never drops the [item]Blackened Defias Armor[/item] on your first try.

true, i got it my 2nd try : /

- The second WSG pops up after 20 minutes of waiting is the time when dinner is actually ready.

if you live with your mother

- The moment you pick up the flag is the moment you realize you're out of swiftness potions and your sprint is still on cooldown.

or the moment you realize that you've jumped into an area with 5 hidden rogues.

- No matter which way you go down (tunnel, ramp or GY), the whole of the opposing team will be waiting for you there.

and no matter how long you stall their whole team, your team will still get camped by a single rogue with dual fieries.

- No one in your team seems to know that the flag can be picked up again once it's been dropped by your first flag carrier.
AMEN

- If you pwn an opponent, you're imba. If the opponent pwns you, he got lucky.

RNG never goes anyone's way :(
 
Haha, I laughed a lot. Some of these issues actually seem VERY VERY true.
 
Boris_amj said:
- The lower your current health, the higher the probability of a a mob suddenly respawning right next to you.



I have some doubts





- The last item to be collected in a quest always takes twice as long to drop as all the rest together.



True, always happens





- Test rolls are always higher than rolls actually used to get a drop.



hahaha, true





- The more you need a dropped item, the lower your roll.



not really





- If you go with an Alliance group to attack a Horde group, you suddenly find yourself fighting the group alone.



- If you go with a Horde group to attack an Alliance group, you suddenly find yourself fighting the group alone.



Sometimes





- The moment you start the flight from Auberdine to Gadgetzan is exactly the time when you suddenly realize you meant to go to Darnassus.



I hate that.





- The boat will pull away just as you are getting in range to board.



That pisses me off



- Van Cleef never drops the [item]Blackened Defias Armor[/item] on your first try.





With me, it never dropped until the 5th try





- The second WSG pops up after 20 minutes of waiting is the time when dinner is actually ready.





oh shi-





- The moment you pick up the flag is the moment you realize you're out of swiftness potions and your sprint is still on cooldown.



im a priest :(





- No matter which way you go down (tunnel, ramp or GY), the whole of the opposing team will be waiting for you there.



yup.



- No one in your team seems to know that the flag can be picked up again once it's been dropped by your first flag carrier.



if they only knew...



- If you pwn an opponent, you're imba. If the opponent pwns you, he got lucky.



good luck on 1v1 with banana :p !



here the answers :p
 
1-10 seconds after you use your insignia, you'll realize you should've waited to use it for 1-10 more seconds.
 
your AGM will ALWAYS be on CD while you're solo running the flag.

Meshlok will always drop 100 bloomsprout headpeices before he drops a fungus shroud.
 
Lies...funny boat story, I was on my mount running to the boat when it started to pull away, I ran along the edge and jumped at the last possible second...I landed on the window seal(spelling) at the back of the boat, rode like that all the way there lol.



The rest of it is true, except if I need a dropped item....I don't see it until I run the instance on another character that doesn't need it.
 

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