Worse thing that happened to you IRL

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Post the worse thing that happened to you IRL, nothing bout deaths.



* Probably when I was a kid and I was at the park with my mother and aunt, I was eating a hamburger and it got snatched from me by a bird right infront of me and the bird swallowed it. I stood there and started crying because I could still see the burger in its throat
 
I wouldn't say it was the worse, but playing football in the snow with my brother and a friend, I went for a "long bomb" and my brother threw it just out of my reach so I went to dive for it. I caught it, but I wasn't looking where I was running and of course not where I was diving, but he threw it perfectly in between the top and the sitting part of a picnic bench.



When I dove, I dove precisely between the space and busted my lip right open. It's been 20 years and I still have a small scare on my bottom lip. The worse part wasn't even that. It was when I went to the ER and they didn't have any anesthetic and had to get stitches
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this one time, at band camp, i totally stubbed the **** out of my toe.......
 
Pissed off the wrong people in the bad part of Saginaw; nearly died. Doesn't care anymore.
 
Some time ago in the 6th grade on the last day of school I was playing dodgeball or some **** in gym class, I fell on my face, my friend tripped and landed on my head and broke my nose... There was like a puddle of blood on the floor when I got up and went to the nurse, all I could smell was blood for a few weeks, great way to start my summer break.. >_>
 
A couple of days ago, I got a panic attack from smoking pot. Never doing that again. Felt like my whole backspine was burning, also, I wasn't able move to my neck, hands or legs for about 30 minutes.



Don't do drugs, mkay.
 
Me and my four friends was going down a troubled road to a point, where we cared for no other than ourselves, caused by the alchoholic and terrible parents we all had growing up. No love for other beings. We teared the town a part, stole whenever we could and beat up and raped random people for no reason. We did drugs daily and just wanted to die, but humanity had to pay for what they had done. The people in town always saw a smirk on our face, but the inside was always torn. One day we stumpled in to 3 kids and their pet. One of the kids then taught me that not every person is a careless douchebags and he convinced my bros to join the local police to fight crime every day after and be productive in socity, while I joined Ash in his adventure to become the greatest pokemon trainer ever.
 
Well 3 years ago when I was younger and dumber I got super wasted at a party and some kid took my keys, and him and one of his freinds ran my car into a pole and totaled it, and then tried to sue me for ''letting them have the keys'', that didnt work out for them and now I have a new car.



Another bad thing that happened to me was when I was like 3 years old or less im not sure, I drove a toy truck off the porch and into a thorn bush. ( ya know the toy trucks with batteries that are life size for kids). Or maybe the time I sat in an ant bed, or the time I tried climbing into the backseat of the car when my mom was driving and I hit my head on a piece of wood with nails in it and had to get stiches. ( this all happend when I was little), or perhaps the time I wasnt paying attention and got my cheek caught in a car window, ya know the electric ones.



My childhood is full of many other happy memories such as these=)
 
I woke up one day and my nipples were completely gone. No scars or anything, just flat skin. I later found out that my dad had died the night before and that he for my entire life had been sneaking into my room while I was sleeping to suck on my chest to make two gigantic hickeys where my nipples where supposed to be, because I was born without them. Not for any sexual reason, just so I would fit in.



God bless you dad.
 
When I snowboarded straight into a metal-pole in the middle of the woods of north Sweden. I couldn't feel anything on my enitre right-side, I thought I had crushed my knee and broke all possible bones in my arm. So there I was - in the middle of nowhere, couldn't move or even speak becuase I was so chocked.



After 30 minutes a couple luckily drove by and saw me laying there in the ice-cold snow, and they drove me to the hospital.
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Mehcritkillu said:
When I snowboarded straight into a metal-pole in the middle of the woods of north Sweden. I couldn't feel anything on my enitre right-side, I thought I had crushed my knee and broke all possible bones in my arm. So there I was - in the middle of nowhere, couldn't move or even speak becuase I was so chocked.



After 30 minutes a couple luckily drove by and saw me laying there in the ice-cold snow, and they drove me to the hospital.
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wow, hows your arm now?
 
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