Warsongian Rhapsody

Robert the Druid

Robert the Druid

Legend
Note before you start reading this: I was unaware when I decided to do this that Bohemian Rhapsody has like no rhymes in it's whole entirety, so if some of you are too young to know the original song this probably wont seem like much. XD

Is this a pick up group?
Is this just a premade?
Caught in a CC
No time to use firstaid
Picked up the flag
Looked up to my group to see
I'm only a balance druid, I need no help from thee
Because I'm fairly quick, fairly mobile
BiS, been ennobled
Even if I get camped, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Some hunter, just killed a rogue
Put an arrow throw his head
Sicked his pet on him, now he's dead
Kale, the match had just begun
But now you've gone and quit out anyway
Alliance, ooo
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not capping on you this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if skillpatch really matters

Too late, my team has capped
Sends shivers down my back
Quick capped on by Swagsack
Goodbye Alli premade, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and take the debuff
Swagpurse, ooo
I never wanted you die
I sometimes wish we'd never queued up at all

I see a little silhouetto of a rogue
Zerazsa, Zerazsa will you ambush their FC
Entangle roots and clearcasting - very very useful to me
Deadvulcano, Deadvulcano,
Deadvulcano, Deadvulcano

I'm just a lone druid, nobody heals me
He's just a lone druid with no one from AP
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
I've got the flag, I want to cap - will you let me cap
No - we will not let you cap - let him cap
We will not let you cap - let him cap
We will not let you cap - let me cap
Will not let you cap - let me cap
Never let you cap - let me cap
Never let me cap - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Bizr baby, Bizr baby, Bizr baby help me cap
Veinte has a bubble put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stun me and return the flag
So you think you can kill me and take your time to tea bag
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Skillpatch really matters
Any Horde can see
Skillpatch really matters
Skillpatch really matters, to the Alliance.
 
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TuskyTim said:
You have to much free time or you are a lyrical genius. Either way I aprove of these threads.
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I actually threw this together in about five to ten minutes. (✿◕‿◕)
 
Earlwing said:
That's the joke. With hunters nerfed, alliance win rate has dropped to about 15%
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Thats cuz 40% of hordes played healers. and now 60% hordes play healers.
 
CripzBlood said:
Thats cuz 40% of hordes played healers. and now 60% hordes play healers.
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As well as ~60-70% of Alliance playing Hunters and now ~60-70% of Alliance having recently rerolled? (*⌒∀⌒*)
 
im still playing the same classes, Rogue,Retpally,Hunter,Priest,Hpala,Protpala. (mainly Hunter and Rpala)
Made Warrior now...
 
and the alliance did more reroll to rogues then to healers... atleast in EU.
 
youakim said:
I don't get an armory link? :(
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I almost put you in but then I realized I couldn't pronounce your name so I had no idea where to put it. ;~;
 
You guys are going to freak the fuck out if I finish the one I have in mind for the next one XD
 
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