Mcdonaldsman
Veteran
Attention residents of Xpoff.
It is I, MCDONALDSMAN.
I know what you're thinking... 'Oh mcdonalds man, where have you been?! Are you ok?!"
To answer this- and I know this may hurt not just me, but you all... no, I am not okay.
The great emperor of Mcdonalds has gone out of his way to cut me off from the corporation. It is time that I take revenge, for I cannot bear being the only one facing this betrayal. This operation may seem selfish, but please bear this burden with me.
OPERATION: Emperor go brrrrr
You heard right.
We shall make the emperor go brr. However, this operation has a multitude of steps. It will require your support and undying loyalty to I, the true heir to the throne of Mcdonalds.
ONE:
Intel is the most core weapon that I am currently missing. Residents of Xpoff, I need all of the intel possible about the emperor of Mcdonalds. Despite knowing who he is, I have failed you all as the true prophet... Thus, I request assistance in this matter. Comment what you can find about this snake of an emperor. Any information is useful, and it will assist with the militarized operation that will come down the line.
TWO:
Collect the mcnuggets. This is war. We need to stock up on not just our own supplies, but the enemy's as well! Any slight change in their nuggets could become a significant change that could possibly be the end for us. Examine each nugget to the cellular level and give your report.
THREE:
In order to hide our campaign, we must disguise it. To do this, we must all become regulars at Burger King in order to not just hide ourselves, but have a backup source of blame. I understand that they are a completely inferior company of food, however, war is a test of endurance, wisdom, and many more things I could google.
To those who assist in this operation, I must thank you. You guys are the last hope to save not just myself, but McDonalds from this vile emperor.
It is I, MCDONALDSMAN.
I know what you're thinking... 'Oh mcdonalds man, where have you been?! Are you ok?!"
To answer this- and I know this may hurt not just me, but you all... no, I am not okay.
The great emperor of Mcdonalds has gone out of his way to cut me off from the corporation. It is time that I take revenge, for I cannot bear being the only one facing this betrayal. This operation may seem selfish, but please bear this burden with me.
OPERATION: Emperor go brrrrr
You heard right.
We shall make the emperor go brr. However, this operation has a multitude of steps. It will require your support and undying loyalty to I, the true heir to the throne of Mcdonalds.
ONE:
Intel is the most core weapon that I am currently missing. Residents of Xpoff, I need all of the intel possible about the emperor of Mcdonalds. Despite knowing who he is, I have failed you all as the true prophet... Thus, I request assistance in this matter. Comment what you can find about this snake of an emperor. Any information is useful, and it will assist with the militarized operation that will come down the line.
TWO:
Collect the mcnuggets. This is war. We need to stock up on not just our own supplies, but the enemy's as well! Any slight change in their nuggets could become a significant change that could possibly be the end for us. Examine each nugget to the cellular level and give your report.
THREE:
In order to hide our campaign, we must disguise it. To do this, we must all become regulars at Burger King in order to not just hide ourselves, but have a backup source of blame. I understand that they are a completely inferior company of food, however, war is a test of endurance, wisdom, and many more things I could google.
To those who assist in this operation, I must thank you. You guys are the last hope to save not just myself, but McDonalds from this vile emperor.
