Aite dawg so ima help you out here nawmsayin, aite so lets get this straight... you got this one class that is overpowered as all hell nawmsayin, now i aint sayin it aint hard to play a mage nawmsayin but the first night i had a mage at 85 i got to 2400 in all green gear nawmsayin, so yeeeeeaaa your boy here mite get rickrolled at 60 by mages, maybe, definitely, always. Mages are the absoloute strongest classes, able to to chain off over 10k damage with TWO moves, and then they have essentially 11k hp, infinite cc, and infinite mobility. Yeaaaaaa you know, your boy here thinks that mages are kinda op nawmsayin dawg, ya feel me? Yeah they op. Aite so next caster, you want a warlock? You bes go buy youself some life insurance and jump offa bridge nawmsayin, they just a free kill up for grabs nawmsayin, they aint much good at all. Aite boomkin goes like this: You die. You Respawn. You Die. You Respawn. Aite yo boy thinks you get the picture. Aite so yeah it may seem like all these castin classes are underpowered and yeah its true nawmsayin if you aint a mage you aint gonna live, you just gonna get rickrolled by a mage nawmsayin..... sad truth. Aite so you wanna be a healer yeah? Aite yo boy here knows what you be thinkin aite so its like you gonna roll disc priest and you gonna heal nawmsayin, we gonna be up in this WSG cappin flags like BOOOOOOOOM, BOOOOOOOM, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, yeah yo boy thinks you better be rollin that disc priest if you lookin for anykindasortafasion of healing nawmsayin. yeaah.
Aite so i know you readin this and be all like "Man Darnell it seems like ya boy here aint never gonna find a class here that I like" and ya boy Darnell says this to you..... Look mang, nawmsayin I know you wanna be this class rite, thats cool and all but ima bout to lay down the law of classes. Aite so you got Mages.... dey the best. You got paladins.... they the 2nd best..... You got Rogues, dey the 3rd best.... You got Priests.... dey the 4th best. Aite so ya boy here jus explaind all these mugs up in here... nawmsayin if you want that indepth explanation you trippin cus its just like these fou classes i mension above they all doin damage and healin and killin..... yeah so if you wantin to twink you bes be one of them if not you gonna get rickrolled.... yeah thats about it.
Ohyeah before ya boy leaves this typin chaos, yo first question about example of ele shaman and all yeah so ima hook you up rite quick dawg nawmsayin.... aite so basically here's what yo gonna do.... you gonna see one of dem fros mages i be speakin bout nawmsayin you gonna be like "oh coo this cat only has 6k hp i got this namwsayin" and you gonna be all like HOOOAH PURJ OH YEA, HOOAH... ELEMENTAL MASTERY OAITE, YEEEAAA INSTALAVABU- then yo dead because that mage jus fros bolt ice lance combo'd you for 11k damage. Aite so now you respawin in yo GY aite you all mountin up and runnin out you see one of dem Paladins aite so you thinkin "Ohhhyeaaaaa time to redeem myself i got this" then you all like "HOOOAH PURJ OOOYEAAAA, ELEMENTAL MASTEY OOOOAAAAAIITEEEEEEEE, YEAAAABOY INSTALAVABUR- then yo screen fade and you all dead from a HoJ and 4 excorcism's aite. So yea yo boy Darnell startin to think you get the picture, but aite we gonna touch up on all fou of dem classes i mension above. Aite so now we got yo rogue. Aite so you jus respawn from dat paladin nawmsayin aite so you mounted and all, you runnin down midfield WSG singing "Haaaaaaaaaaaaving the timeee of my lifeeee (aite cuz you see no mages no paladins nawmsayin so you thinking you got dis chance at a win)" aite then all the suddon "BOOOOOOM" you stop movin you all like "OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP YA BOY DARNELL DUN TOL ME BOUT THIS AH CRAP WHAT HE SAY TO DO?" aite then baiscaally you gonna get a garrote silenc aite so you cant cast aite that las for four secons aite so yeah you thinkin "aite so im silenced aite so lemme... nope cant do that.... maybe drop a ... nope.... what if i... nope.... maybe i can do a.... negatron" aite so then after that happens aite yo screen gonna get dark and you gonna be dead from dat lil rogueyrouge who is now caniblzizing yo corpse and /dancing with his lil mage n paladin buddies in midfield. Aite so you respawn one mo time and you like "fuckin bullshitman /afk" aite so you outa that bg aite nawmsayin and yo in elwyn because all the pros log out in elwyin nawmsayin aite yo gonna see this 5k hp disc priest in all GM gear nawmsayin so you thinking "aite ya boy gots this fight i can take a swwy priest" aite so you challenge him and then you like "OOOH YEAAAAA PURJ, ELEMENTAL MASTERYYYYY AYWWWWW EYEEEEEEEEEEE, BOOOOOOOOOOOOM LAVABURS-" aite then yo screen fades black because you jus got hit w/ reflective shield for 7809 damage nawmsayin aite so you got killed even tho duels only bring you to 1 hp because dem pries so op nawmsayin.
Yea yea yea, aite so ya boy pretty much wrapped up all the scenarios for classes you gonna see and fight as a shaman aite.... so yeah, das pretty accurate information nawmsayin, yeah yo boy darnell wouldn't lie to you dawg this is straight how it is nawmsayin and i know it seem a lil bad and yeah its a lil imba, but yeah sometimes idk maybe once in /played 35090 Days, 13 Hours, 23 Min you get this moment where you actually win a fight so it seems all rewardin n shi... Yeah.
DARNELL OUTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE