The Life, The Legend...of the Greatest Twink Ever Made. (Mass Pics)

[Crucifer]

So I figured since my "Really Big Thread" is since gone from the old WoW forums...that I'd permanently post one here...starting from the Birth of one if not the greatest twink ever made. Only known as <The Boss>!



So people ask me how it all began...what made me want to make an unstoppable. Absolutely Perfect twink? What was the trigger you ask? A post from this very site.



Meet the Twinks – Halfbreed, A new breed?



A man named Halfbreed claimed he was the best twink in the world. He claimed he was unkillable. He had achieved massive notoriety back in the day for running around with over 600g in buffs per WSG. He had an Ego...that needed to be reminded that Horde will always prevail over Alliance scum. So began the birth of something...legendary.

So what was this hunter capable before actually putting on any twink gear you might wonder?

Then came the gear...dun dun dun Halfbreed.

So what happened between me and Halfbreed? Short Version - I made him quit the game. Proceeding to kill him upwards 25 times he stopped coming into WSG's then after the patch that made Twinks fight twinks only he was never to be seen again. Within the interactions between him and I he would run...speed pot away and hide in his GY when I was on horde side. The last death he was dealt by my bow I decided to talk to him about how he felt losing all his gold in buffs.

Having proven my superiority over the "Greatest Twink Ever." I proceeded to level towards the 29 bracket as a little birdy told me there was more Alliance scum who were "unbeaten" at Twinking premades. This could not be let sit lightly. DetoX shot up in my books to be shown the wrath of the horde!

And he reaches the vast levels of 29. He is originally invited to be a "follower" of the only decent horde guild at 29s. This was only the beginning...

Whats the fastest way to get your name on the Alliance side...into the hearts of the members of DetoX...to bring them out of hiding....Kill...EVERYONE:

Then take 9 scrubs...and beat their "Top" healer and flag carrier so badly that no one on their team got a single kill....

It seems someone cried "OP HUNTER UDEN!" So bring out the Rogues...

And yet this did not dismay him...whenever he saw 5+ Windrunner newbs in one WSG it prompted him to Enrage and go on a massacre.

 

[Crucifer]

But then something happened...DetoX began claiming that this unstoppable force...this massively OP Hunter was "All Gear...No Skill." This did not sit well with him at all. And began the largest most dominate Twinking "Troll-a-thon" in the history of twinking. First proof that "With absolutely nothing...9 levels lower than anyone else...he could be unstoppable."



Level 10 - No Gear - vs 19 Bracket:

But they said "THAT MEANS NOTHING! YOU CAN'T KILL US NAKED NEWB!"



"Oh Really?" Said I. <<Challenge Accepted>>



Leaving just enough gear not to get 1 shot. The game was afoot!

First Game - Coping with no gear...But i'd still like to thank nubscrub Hook for being the first naked Fatality thus making it screenshot worthy

A little sad by his performance he went and meditated...nothing was the same after that day.



3v1 - Naked Hunter vs Twinked Warlock, Priest, Hunter

Death from DoTs ='[ WTB CoS.



Topping K/D's Naked - Not Possible? Nay.

After a Month of unstoppable naked domination...he felt the point had been made clear. So he slid back on the Armor. And boy did it feel good:

 

[Crucifer]

Only one on Horde who knows how to go positive -.-

So after a harsh week of Beatings...Alliance began resorting to underhand playing to cripple this great Champion of the Horde...pussehs.

Alliance start claiming things like Xk - "I am the best. I never go negative!" <<Challenge Accepted>>



Sit Down Scrub

So the Alliance held a meeting...something had to be done...someone had to make a handicap so that scrubs like DetoX had a chance to kill this great hunter...so the "Crucifer is OP as shit" - Aimed Shot has to be banned! - 29 bracket began. The Alliance stood by their own rule. But a Horde will never sign a treaty with Scum...And for demanding him to "Ban" his Aimed Shot...he answered by spilling all the blood of any Alliance around him...with Aimed Shot! Causing more tears than ever recorded in WoW history on the World of Warcraft Forums.

DetoX Premades - Tieing Pugs - Yeah their that bad...

How About DetoX Premades - Losing to Pugs - "The Best Twink Guild Evar Right!"

Back to doing what I do best:

 

[Crucifer]

The Gear - 99.9% Perfection - Items Missing: Lucky Fishing Hat, +22 AP Boots



3500hp as a Hunter /flex

The Credits -

Where you belong Aid never forget that:

Halloween:



I decided after making Zeiren QQ so much that i'd carve off his head and wear it as my Halloween costume.

Leper Halloween Raid!

Since I can not put in words the emotional impact this Twink had on the community I will let an Alliance Scum Rogue word it for me...

The myth. The man. The legend. Crucifer, ladies and gentlemen.

Long Live <The Boss> R.I.P





(And no even after all this...twinkinfo never asked me for an interview...even when it all started because of one.)



29 Twink - http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/skywall/crucìfer/advanced

Current Main - http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/arthas/crucifer/advanced

70 Twink - http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/arthas/immortalìty/advanced

New Project - http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/arthas/wreckedyou/advanced

 

[Ragingclue]

I like cake.......

 

[siwtz]

Cool story bro..



I read it all and liked it all Even tho hunters are op and always been you showed yourself good. Even better . Have you made any video for it? I think i would want to watch a video that you have made.

 

[Sessah]

I see what u did there

 

[Jeego]

kay...



brool story co

 

[Nanasan]

Nice keybinds bro, really skilled ))

 

[Twiztid7652]

Truely Epic Keybinds brah.

 

[Crucifer]

Thanks...only really skilled people know how to API keybind and rewrite the wow config like they do on Arena Tournament servers for tournaments.



I appreciate people appreciating it.

 

[subpar]

I liked the part where you called your own guildies scrubs.



Oh and the part where you thought you were good, lolol

 

[Tonkks]

Wait, leme get this straight... You started a bad toon. Had an average K/D ratio...as the most OP class to ever join WSG in this bracket... then you got gear, had some *Normal* K/D ratios back in the day.. 45/0 was VERY normal vs scrubs..You then procede to move to the 29 bracket, where hunters were even MORE OP because they could talent Aimed Shot. You're K/D ratios were bad for a hunter in that time period.. Because hunters were so OP, people asked you to stop 1-hit killing and you declined? But you accepted the (lol) *ALMOST* no gear challenge and didnt do very well. Long story short its another story about an OP average hunter.



Oh, props for taking the time to write all this. i thought it was pretty cool. All of my old screenshots are gone. New comp ftl. Makes me remember the good old days.

 

[Donniedarkõ]

Your ego is that big, that is just impressive, I knew it was possible, but it's really interresting to just witness it. You have like 3-1 ratio lifetime & negative wins, not that I'm saying it is everything but it's eazy to show best screenshot this, best screenshot that, a screenshot doesn't proove much. Also I have little interrest to hunters, blame me I guess... Too many hunters and there can be only one... unlikely you... don't make me swallow it's a troll, it's kinda boring the guys that want airtime using the troll card, while still showing off...

 

[Nakedplumber]

2,6,2,6,2,6 ... Dead



Oh wait I forgot about aimed shot dmg



2 ... Dead

 

[MrZinty]

I thought it was good =P. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Crucifer]

I've actually kept out quiet a few screenshots...even my fav one. As its the screenshot for the reason i quit 29s.

 

[suzzane]

what a fucking fail kid

sort your life and your clicking out bro

 

[Iild]

ITT people raging over 4.0.6 aimed shot yet op is posting from wotlk patches.



Ehehehehehehe

 

[lindenkron]

Best. Troll. EVER.