The Ballad of an Imba Twink

[Boris_amj]

(To be sung with the music of the "Ballad of a teenage queen", by Johnny Cash)

BALLAD OF AN IMBA TWINK



Dream on, dream on, little twink, hardest rogue we've ever seen !



There's a story in our town

'bout the hardest twink around

Shadowfang and Fishing Hat

All the best enchants to match



Many guilds would ask for him

But he loved the one he's in:

"Warsong Gulch Is Just A Cinch"



Dream on, dream on, little twink, hardest rogue we've ever seen !



Very soon he was a star

Took no time to cap a flag

When the efc was near

He would kill him and shout "clear"



If he saw a level 10

He just wouldn't hesitate

And apply the Eviscerate



Dream on, dream on, little twink, hardest rogue we've ever seen !



Then one day our imba rogue

Found he couldn't win no more

BoAs and nerfed enchants

Didn't give him a chance



He's now all but given up

Though it makes him very sad.

Now he's busy raiding Naxx.



Now, this story has some more, for he has rerolled a Destruction Lock ...

 

[Ikeelyoo]

It brought a tear to my eye. *sniffles*

 

[nobody]

srsly thats pretty sad cause i kinda feel the same way =(

 

[Zuty]

Once again, great work Boris.



This def. brought a tear to my eye. Poor guy, all he wanted was to have some fun



~Zuty

 

[Naturaltalnt]

Boris for Story Teller.



If we had personalized titles any way >.>