Rhaellia
Has Been
Tonight we celebrate and tomorrow we mourn the loss of one of Azeroth's crowning jewels... along with our dignity.
Bring your marshmallows and your wieners! We're having a party... on top of a giant soon-to-be flaming tree. You could say it's a BBQ (Too soon?) Good times will be had. BYOP. Clothing optional. Come get your patch on!
Disclaimer: Must be 20 levels or higher. Organizers are not responsible for any of the following injuries resulting from but not limited too consumption of said wieners, drunk falling, loss of limbs, death by city guards, embarrassing S.E.L.F.I.E.S., violence from fellow party-goers, stolen gear, lost consumables or consumption of "enhancements" or herbs. Please see website for further details. Please drink pots responsibly.
Now a brief word from a few of our wonderful sponsors at Twink Adoption Agency, Swoop's Bakery (doesn't actually bake cakes), and Behsten and Slahtz Gear Emporium.
"Hi, my name's Fryth, some of you may know me from Warsong Gulch or maybe you've seen me in the basin. Too often us Twinks get lost in the queue and the glory of BGs that we forget one important thing. Unsafe twinking. It's a real problem and like any real problem has real world consequences.
Meet fckurmomqt,
once a proud level 29 rogue, now a level 30 reject. Your donation of 10g a day goes towards making sure other twinks like fckurmomqt never experience unwanted experience. Remember, lock it or lose it!. Thank you."
"Do you like cake? Well, too bad. My name's Swoops and while I own a bakery here in Azeroth, I don't actually bake cakes. I know, it's silly, right? Seriously Swoops, this is Rhae, where's the cake, bro?! #Where'sTheCake @Swoops"
"Hi, are you a complete newb? Are you looking to get your hands on some best in slot gear after the patch? Well, come on down to Behsten and Slahtz Gear Emporium! We have the best gear in Orgrimmar and Stormwind combined (3 years running). Enchants? We got 'em! Need your XP locked? We got that too! Legion Invasion gear? In limited quantities but we got it! Disclaimer: Behsten and Slahtz, owners and operators of Behsten and Slahtz Gear Emporium are not liable for repossession of gear by GMs nor any fees associated with."
Too Long, Didn't Bother: Party starts at 9 pm cst, ends at ???
Bring your marshmallows and your wieners! We're having a party... on top of a giant soon-to-be flaming tree. You could say it's a BBQ (Too soon?) Good times will be had. BYOP. Clothing optional. Come get your patch on!
Disclaimer: Must be 20 levels or higher. Organizers are not responsible for any of the following injuries resulting from but not limited too consumption of said wieners, drunk falling, loss of limbs, death by city guards, embarrassing S.E.L.F.I.E.S., violence from fellow party-goers, stolen gear, lost consumables or consumption of "enhancements" or herbs. Please see website for further details. Please drink pots responsibly.
Now a brief word from a few of our wonderful sponsors at Twink Adoption Agency, Swoop's Bakery (doesn't actually bake cakes), and Behsten and Slahtz Gear Emporium.
"Hi, my name's Fryth, some of you may know me from Warsong Gulch or maybe you've seen me in the basin. Too often us Twinks get lost in the queue and the glory of BGs that we forget one important thing. Unsafe twinking. It's a real problem and like any real problem has real world consequences.
Meet fckurmomqt,
once a proud level 29 rogue, now a level 30 reject. Your donation of 10g a day goes towards making sure other twinks like fckurmomqt never experience unwanted experience. Remember, lock it or lose it!. Thank you."
"Do you like cake? Well, too bad. My name's Swoops and while I own a bakery here in Azeroth, I don't actually bake cakes. I know, it's silly, right? Seriously Swoops, this is Rhae, where's the cake, bro?! #Where'sTheCake @Swoops"
"Hi, are you a complete newb? Are you looking to get your hands on some best in slot gear after the patch? Well, come on down to Behsten and Slahtz Gear Emporium! We have the best gear in Orgrimmar and Stormwind combined (3 years running). Enchants? We got 'em! Need your XP locked? We got that too! Legion Invasion gear? In limited quantities but we got it! Disclaimer: Behsten and Slahtz, owners and operators of Behsten and Slahtz Gear Emporium are not liable for repossession of gear by GMs nor any fees associated with."
Too Long, Didn't Bother: Party starts at 9 pm cst, ends at ???
