Stiknarkomanerne the worst of twinking

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Hey my jocks who sure love twinks!

So I was queuing alone doing some pugs (and I say 'I' as my team was full of level 12s and 15s) and faced <Stiknarkomanerne> from Shazzrah which I guess is a Norwegian guild (?). It's always so cringe when you face these guys as they are legendary bad at twinking.

You have to remember that these guys are reptiles. They follow their primal instinct which is KILL KILL KILL. That's how me and some guildies won facing these guys in a 5v9 and even though they had more than twice the amount of kills - they lost 3 - 0. No joke.

So here's a fun clip of how to pretty much escape their whole team. They won that pug (barley with 2/3) but it took them 41 minutes VS me and some by-passing levelers wanting to try out WSG for the nostalgia. A one-man show.

You could also tell that they were triggered as they would all /spit on me (trust me they even had a macro for it - that's how much they spammed it)

May you all be forever throbbing hard!

 
itspartytime said:
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Gotta love the dedication of making a new forum and Youtube account just for that :D It's not like that's representetive in any way as I make it 1st try pretty much everytime when I'm not on a laptop. We still won 3 - 0 btw.

And remember if you're ever throbbing in the dark that Quackbesteu is even more hung than Luke!
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Leek said:
goggles
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I had them on! The goggles give you the ability to solo crap teams. :>
 
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itspartytime said:
i've seen snails faster than that
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It's called being an Undead female. If you don't hit the exact right spot you just fall of where as a nelf or tauren just have to jump to land (or pretty much any other race).

At the opposite you have an advantage at Allliance fences where you just run straight through where as other races have to jump and land on the right spot to get through. Even Trolls that are skinny can't get into spots where you can get into as an undead female. There's even places where you can't jump out off where your only option is to Heartstone out as an Undead female (you can't get in as an Undead male either).
 

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Azialtwink said:
It's called being an Undead female. If you don't hit the exact right spot you just fall of where as a nelf or tauren just have to jump to land (or pretty much any other race).

At the opposite you have an advantage at Allliance fences where you just run straight through where as other races have to jump and land on the right spot to get through. Even Trolls that are skinny can't get into spots where you can get into as an undead female. There's even places where you can't jump out off where your only option is to Heartstone out as an Undead female (you can't get in as an Undead male either).
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that's called an excuse. i could do that jump faster than that in first person as fem ud.
 
itspartytime said:
that's called an excuse. i could do that jump faster than that in first person as fem ud.
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Great for you. I'm def not perfect at it as I've always twinked as nelf. But 9/10 times I I'll do it much faster compared to when I have 5-6 people on me and getting stunned while doing it.
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RullarN said:
its 3 man from shazzrah in that clip xd
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4 from that game (one of them joined a little later) VS one guy who's actually doing the objective. Compare the amounts of kills and how close they were to losing. In my guilds 5v9 versus them they just got slaughtered 3 - 0. They also lost yesterday even though they used out of map exploit. I'm pretty sure a GM talked with him in game as everyone reported him on our side and he just dropped the flag after 1h.
 

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See this is your problem, bud. I've done the calculations and NA (North America for all the eu people who dont know what NA means) is a FAR superior region in comparison to EU. For example, NA has strong competitive guilds with pedigree such as NHF (buns and dans guild) EU has nothing to compete.
 
Another dub for the worst twinking guild EU. That's 2 for 2 on the day for Stiknarkomanerne against Azial
 

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