Sparklystars Time Magazine Person of the Year + interview

Hello Sparklystars, first of all, how did you feel when you was chosen to be Time Magazines person of the year? Well deserving of the credit, I have been working really hard to achieve rank 1 irl.

I can't help but notice you look to be in great shape, share with us your secrets Sparklystars. Well first of all, workout! Pick a workout style you like and go with it, personally I do calisthenics, mainly because I think it gives a more functional strength, honestly what looks best, a 600lbs deadlift or a human flag? Also I have recently gone vegan, which means no animal products, I thought I'd be failing because of lack of protein and DHA omega 3, but I'm working better then I ever have before.

Are you going for rank 1 in wow now again? Depends... gonna try out shadowpriests and see if it's even possible to go rank 1 with non fotm, just can't stand playing disc...

Tell us about your stay in the mental institution, was it dangerous? It's always dangerous when Sparklystars is around, not for me though, I know in my heart I am rank 1 and so does everyone who approaches me, that's why a girl approached me with sexual intentions, the girl was mental though and I didn't want to take advantage, she thought I was a ghost and wanted me to keep her safe from a crazy ex boyfriend, as I've always said, there is crazy good and a crazy bad, I am a crazy awesome and don't really bother with the people at low rating, irl and ingame.

4 months locked up, was there prison fights? And what did you do during the days? Well first of all I was there around 3 months because I got free days during the end because of my good behaviour, but there was some prison fights, I was only in 1 which I didn't start but finnished like a baws, that guy got solitary and a dislocated shoulder, never start a fight with a ex brazilian jiujutsu student.

Your considering a modeling career? Yes as some people already know, I am considering becoming a fitness model since the looks are already there and I figure why not share with the world? I mean I always seed torrents so why shouldn't I share my looks with the world, after all im such a nice guy.

Hitler and Stalin where choosen as times person of the year, does it bother you? No, why should I let it? They killed millions, sure, but I have a bloodthirsty title aswell.
 
Guys, times magazine called me again and asked me about my view on veganism and why it's important so I might aswell share my answers with you aswell

Veganism is cheaper, I save hundreds of euros every month which will be spent on 20 wow acc's so that I can 100% legitly play rbgs
Vegeterianism (light vegan) will add over 9 years to your average life expectancy and veganism will add even more Uprooting the Leading Causes of Death - YouTube
Veganism does not destroy the enviroment like meat eaters do, meat eaters are not only killing animals they are also killing people through disasters 2003 European heat wave - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
If everyone went vegan there would be no world hunger
Vegans have higher levels of testosterone then meat eaters, not because veganism increases testosterone but because meat decreases it, cmon I know you guys want to look like me and my brother Phil Heath
Eat vegan for a month and u will never go back, the energy you have is amazing, more muscle ups and faster recovery time between workouts
My uncle Albert Einstein was a vegan

Also I'd like to mention The Venus Project which I work with, advocating a resource based economy system where poverty, war, crime, universal healthcare and education would no longer be a problem, do your own reading on it, Paradise or Oblivion - YouTube watch some movies, I recommend the zeitgeist movies, paradise or oblivion and the future by design.

Finally don't remove this post admins, it's a serious attempt to save humanity from itself, you don't wanna be against humanity, do you?
 
Oh lord , i had a feeling sparkly would pop up again when i saw him afk in orgrimmar
 
You know this post is sarcastic when you read "Vegan" :D
 

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