Twinkytoes
OG
Subpar said:
And here it is. If you want to share something not WoW related or some funny news people like me would enjoy, just post it here
'Random Shit' Thread.
- Thread starter Twinkytoes
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And here it is. If you want to share something not WoW related or some funny news people like me would enjoy, just post it here
Twinkytoes
OG
haha, that's hilarious xD
Novascotia
OG
I like hot "schoolgirls".
Twinkytoes
OG
Novascotia said:
You thinking what I'm thinking? ;S
Novascotia
OG
canihascookie said:
Icwutudidthar...
Naturaltalnt
OG
BTW, why do we need a random thread in the Tavern? Its where all the random 'shit' goes to die ... er, live.
Novascotia
OG
There is a whole new meaning to random in this thread.
Novascotia
OG
jailbot said:
did u know roguez r coolx?
Novascotia said:
Ohnooz
OG
So, as you all know, I play a Shaman. I'm currently the best geared Shaman in the world ([char=Smolderthorn]Isproirl[/char]) and I have multiple world DPS records on WowMeterOnline. So I go into this Battleground because I feel like gracing my battlegroup with my presence, right? Everyone is cheering as I enter. They don't bother putting down a mage table or healthstone because they know that they're not going to need it--I have come.
So I cast Lightning Shield on myself, because that's what Shamans do. They call down
MOTES OF ELECTRICITY FROM THE HEAVENS
and they
SURROUND THEMSELVES with DEADLY AMOUNTS OF LIGHTNING!!!
All of my teammates are instantly electrocuted to death, but me? I merely bathe in the energy; it is my plaything. Even though my teammates are now charred corpses, they continue to cheer, because they know that I can solo this. The gates open. I run in. With Ghost Wolf, my movement speed is increased by
40% PERCENT
Alliance sees me run by but they can't do anything about it because I'm a ghost and I'm wolfing at
40 PERCENT
a 69 Paladin with Crusader Aura on bubbles and flees in terror when he sees me traveling at
40 PERCENT
They can hear the howl of my ghost wolf. They are all cowering--no, literally, they type the /cower emote and just stand there--as I cap the Stables. I cast
WATERWALKING
on myself--
WATERWALKING
like Jesus, and I careen towards the Blacksmith. The Alliance there see me coming and they just /afk the !@#$ out. I put down my totems before I start capping Blacksmith's flag. A Rogue tries to sap me--
BAM!!
The Rogue is engulfed in flame as my Searing Totem SEARS him from the inside out! His leather clothing EXPLODES in a rain of fire that spirals around my beautiful form of gay manlyness as I continue to cap the Blacksmith. The fire rips through the Rogue's bones, but it doesn't even consider touching me--why? Because I've got
FIRE RESIST TOTEM
A Warlock swoops in in Demon Form and tries to Conflag me but his Conflag does 0 damage to me because of
FIRE RESIST TOTEM
A Mage Slowfalls in and he Pyroblasts me but it is ineffective because of
FIRE RESIST TOTEM
Blacksmith caps. I mount up on my
KAEL'THAS MOUNT
--no, literally, I ride Kael'thas around, the Blood Elf--and head over to Farm, because I feel like eating some potatoes.
POTATOES. BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW. AND HEARTS. SHAMAN DESIRES PALADIN HEARRRRRRRTS.
Just then, I see something through my Sentry Totem. It's the WoW General Forums! --People are complaining about how overpowered I am! They're saying that Shamans need to be nerfed. I smirk.
That's when I decide to take out my
HAND OF RAGNAROS.
EIGHTY POINT FOUR DAMAGE PER SECONNNNND
I slam the Hand of Ragnaros down into the ground. Arathi Basin shatters like glass--the ground falls out from under me. The fabric of
SPACE
itself
CRUMBLES
beneath my feet. I cackle as I enter the
REAL REALM
becoming a
TRUE ENTITY
existing
ON THE PLANET EARTH.
I am a Tauren walking around New York--the cops try to stop me, but they forget all about me when they take a gander at my
STONECLAW TOTEM
STONE AND CLAW COMBINED. CAN YOU TAKE IT?
So I cast Lightning Shield on myself, because that's what Shamans do. They call down
MOTES OF ELECTRICITY FROM THE HEAVENS
and they
SURROUND THEMSELVES with DEADLY AMOUNTS OF LIGHTNING!!!
All of my teammates are instantly electrocuted to death, but me? I merely bathe in the energy; it is my plaything. Even though my teammates are now charred corpses, they continue to cheer, because they know that I can solo this. The gates open. I run in. With Ghost Wolf, my movement speed is increased by
40% PERCENT
Alliance sees me run by but they can't do anything about it because I'm a ghost and I'm wolfing at
40 PERCENT
a 69 Paladin with Crusader Aura on bubbles and flees in terror when he sees me traveling at
40 PERCENT
They can hear the howl of my ghost wolf. They are all cowering--no, literally, they type the /cower emote and just stand there--as I cap the Stables. I cast
WATERWALKING
on myself--
WATERWALKING
like Jesus, and I careen towards the Blacksmith. The Alliance there see me coming and they just /afk the !@#$ out. I put down my totems before I start capping Blacksmith's flag. A Rogue tries to sap me--
BAM!!
The Rogue is engulfed in flame as my Searing Totem SEARS him from the inside out! His leather clothing EXPLODES in a rain of fire that spirals around my beautiful form of gay manlyness as I continue to cap the Blacksmith. The fire rips through the Rogue's bones, but it doesn't even consider touching me--why? Because I've got
FIRE RESIST TOTEM
A Warlock swoops in in Demon Form and tries to Conflag me but his Conflag does 0 damage to me because of
FIRE RESIST TOTEM
A Mage Slowfalls in and he Pyroblasts me but it is ineffective because of
FIRE RESIST TOTEM
Blacksmith caps. I mount up on my
KAEL'THAS MOUNT
--no, literally, I ride Kael'thas around, the Blood Elf--and head over to Farm, because I feel like eating some potatoes.
POTATOES. BOIL 'EM, MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW. AND HEARTS. SHAMAN DESIRES PALADIN HEARRRRRRRTS.
Just then, I see something through my Sentry Totem. It's the WoW General Forums! --People are complaining about how overpowered I am! They're saying that Shamans need to be nerfed. I smirk.
That's when I decide to take out my
HAND OF RAGNAROS.
EIGHTY POINT FOUR DAMAGE PER SECONNNNND
I slam the Hand of Ragnaros down into the ground. Arathi Basin shatters like glass--the ground falls out from under me. The fabric of
SPACE
itself
CRUMBLES
beneath my feet. I cackle as I enter the
REAL REALM
becoming a
TRUE ENTITY
existing
ON THE PLANET EARTH.
I am a Tauren walking around New York--the cops try to stop me, but they forget all about me when they take a gander at my
STONECLAW TOTEM
STONE AND CLAW COMBINED. CAN YOU TAKE IT?