Need advice

Igotoparties

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So I broke my bong today and I'm not sure what I want to buy to replace it. My options are:



be poor as **** and continue rolling blunts/joints like a black person (**** this lol)

buy a new bong in the $200-300 range

buy a vape in the $150-250 range

use my pipes for the time being (harsh as ****)

make a waterbottle bong (not a bad idea for temp use)

make a waterfall bong (not a bad idea for the lulz, I havent done this in a while)
 
One of my friends swears by the magic flight launch box or whatever the **** its called, apparently as vapes go its the best.
 
Ohai said:
One of my friends swears by the magic flight launch box or whatever the **** its called, apparently as vapes go its the best.
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Lunch Box, and yeah it's super portable. I've heard great things, but I'm lookin for more of a chill at home kinda piece. I dont go out and smoke much so portability isnt a big deal.
 
So you are a stoner, not a partier? (not that smoking isnt a legit chill method). Your name should be Isitonthecouch.



If you want real advice, quit smoking so much and reserve it for special occasions or weekends. Guaranteed life betterment will ensue

Vibrant + Bionix + Bali
 
Donteventrii said:
So you are a stoner, not a partier? (not that smoking isnt a legit chill method). Your name should be Isitonthecouch.



If you want real advice, quit smoking so much and reserve it for special occasions or weekends. Guaranteed life betterment will ensue

Vibrant + Bionix + Bali
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Lol special occasions. I smoke an eighth a week, no more no less. And on weekends I go out and party, so I guess I reserve partying for special occasions and weekends (isnt that WEIRD???). And as for your life improvement advice, my life is awesome and on track right now, I wouldnt change a thing :)
 
Igotoparties said:
Lol special occasions. I smoke an eighth a week, no more no less. And on weekends I go out and party, so I guess I reserve partying for special occasions and weekends (isnt that WEIRD???). And as for your life improvement advice, my life is awesome and on track right now, I wouldnt change a thing :)
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So smoke a half a gram, twice a week instead. The more you cut back the better your prospects. You should put up pics of yourself and all the females you party with tonight.
 
My advice is this: Don't be a dumb ass and go spend a bunch of money on a bong like it's a luxury item. Depending on what broke, you can probably buy a replacement piece or fix it yourself at home. If you broke it in an un fixable way, be smart and go buy an inexpensive bong in the $20-30 range.



It doesn't really matter how much you spend, you still get just as high.
 
Bro I've quit completely for ~7 weeks within the last 6 months, idk why you're lecturing me on the benefits of not smoking lol. If you're not too busy could you take a moment out of your perfect life to give me some more "pro tips" Dr. Phil? If I tell you that I just had Twizzlers for breakfast, would you turn into Jenny Craig?
 
Igotoparties said:
Bro I've quit completely for ~7 weeks within the last 6 months, idk why you're lecturing me on the benefits of not smoking lol. If you're not too busy could you take a moment out of your perfect life to give me some more "pro tips" Dr. Phil? If I tell you that I just had Twizzlers for breakfast, would you turn into Jenny Craig?
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Lecturing? Get real dipshit.
 
Willyshatner said:
My advice is this: Don't be a dumb ass and go spend a bunch of money on a bong like it's a luxury item. Depending on what broke, you can probably buy a replacement piece or fix it yourself at home. If you broke it in an un fixable way, be smart and go buy an inexpensive bong in the $20-30 range.



It doesn't really matter how much you spend, you still get just as high.
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Well I was already considering buying a new one when this one broke. And I treat my equipment very well, which is another reason I'm buying a quality piece. This one broke due to a few very unfortunate series of events, but otherwise I've had no problem keeping my stuff clean/unbroken.



Lecturing? Get real dipshit.
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Wow you sure got hostile fast LOL
 
The difference between a $20-30 bong and a quality JB or illadelph is night and day. Thicker glass, larger base, higher quality stem/female piece (glass on glass in the case of illadelph) really does make a difference. Another huge benefit of spending a couple extra dollars is the difference in how smooth each rip will be. Illadelph's give by far the smoothest and cleanest you could ever hope to experience (in my opinion anyway), especially if you drop a few ice cubes in the bottom of it. Seeing as how it has been years since I indulged those companies may not even be around anymore though.
 
I had thought they stopped making this a decade or so ago, but they still exist! Roor Bongs: Buy Roor Bongs from Online Bong Shop They are AMAZING and served as a precursor of sorts to the illadelph. The price on them is not nearly as high as I had remembered either.
 
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