Life Story In A Nut Shell

Mnkey

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So this thread is to post your life story. Ill start out with mine.



So i was born on June 18th 1997 in Concord NC. At the age of 3 my parents divorced and i lived with my dad. Dad remarried when i was 4, the step mom was a bitch btw. Went to kindergarden at Mt. Pleasent elementary then moved in with my mom because my dad got delpoyed to afghan. Step mom left my dad when he was in afghan.



Lived with my mom in Teneessee for 3 1/2 years then moved to wilimington to finish up 4th grade. Moved back in with my dad b4 5th grade started. On July 4th '08 my dad got remarried again to yet another bitch.



Been living in Concord for 4years now and right now im a Freshy.



Now tell me yours!
 
5th grade.....kids these days are so angsty and retarded











































shoulda done it, pussy
 
MY life in a nutshell...



So, i go to work at this shitty fast food place on the fryer and it sucks. if it wasn't illegal im pretty sure my boss would pay me LESS then minimum wage cause hes a ****ing cheap ass bitch. Not to mention this dude i work with wants to "be a super star" but is ugly ass **** and just complains all the time. my best friend and neighbor is the only person i have that likes me, but hes autistic. although some chick just moved here from the south and she's not to bad, kind of a slut though. She's always in her bra and panties. not to mention she probably thinks im a homo. im so poor i wear pretty much the same thing everyday and i cant even drive. yeah. i fail my driving test multiple times.



oh and too make things worse i live in a pineapple under the sea
 
my life story.



middle school - outcast, got into a lot of fights but still made it to high school

high school - outcast still, called the only black kid a nig for harrassing me sense middle school. went to court and won for assult and attempted murder. graduated and now i work for company called nexteer at 12 dolla and hour.



my life is ****ing epic :3



more details when im at a computer. phone ftw
 
Born in '93

School

Killed a cat

Payed fine

Never killed again

Middle-school sucked

Joined band

First job in 10th (sophomore)

Car = 11th (junior)

High-school was great

Broke off band in senior year

Joined new band

Graduation

Virginity = gone

Quit job from sophomore

New job, higher pay

More sex



-TO BE CONTINUED-

(In chronological order [for the most part])
 
Born july 19th 1997 in bryan Texas

I was born with a heart problem called pomeranian stenosis It's was a problem through birth until 7 (don't wanna go into details it's along story)

7-10 played outside all day

11-13 private school football and i found out about games >:D

13-14 Goto school not allowed to play sports anymore have alot of friends chill all day

I'm living a good live so far
 
In southern califorina

born and raised

In my parents 3 story house is where I spent most of my days

Hang out relaxin

fappin and being cool

and I like to take a moment just sit right there

and ill tell you how I became a member on this site called TI



Was looking through the youtube

all bored and not proud

came across these twinks level one they said aloud

googled level one twinks found this site

wasnt a doucebag troll yet IGGGHT

DUN DUN DUN DUN DO DOD DO DO DO DO DO BUM BUM BUMP



I went to highschool

STill played WoW

I passed freshman year

and played some more WoW

Sophmore year started

exploited some girl

got naked pictures I was so proud

and kept playing WoW

BUMB BUMP BUH DA BUMP BUMP BUMP



Now I sit

Here on my throne

Typing this out





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brb gotta fap

ps:I also started the remedy moan thing at school. Its pretty lulzy. No one likes it.<3 I love rems
 
Falkor said:
5th grade.....kids these days are so angsty and retarded
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ya they should at least know what angst means before they commit suicide; I learned about nihilism after I graduated from high school
 
Born '86 in NY

Moved to bay area in '89 (rumble rumble earthquake)

Parents divorced in '90 moved to Oakland with my dad

Spent the next 14 years bouncing back and forth bwtween mom in TX (san antonio, dallas, then various small towns) and dad in Oakland

Picked up coke habit

'04 moved to TX

18 months in prison for assault

kicked coke habit

'06 moved back to CA to join military, refused because of white power tatoos and criminal record despite scoring 98 on ASVAB.

Fast forward to today, managing a $10 mil a year hardware store, still want to move back to TX.
 
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