Joke thread

[Stabbedurazz]

how do you kill half the population of mexico? throw a quarted off of a bridge.

how do you kill the other half? tell them the quarter was never found

Whats faster than a black man running down the hill with a tv? his brother following him with the vcr

(stupid one) what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? roberto

 

[Druiddroid]

why are black people fast? cause all the slow ones are in jail

 

[Mazurati]

What do you do if a Polack throws a grenade at you?

-pull the pin and throw it back



Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?

-He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

 

[neverseen]

Whats red and smells like blue paint?........



Red paint.

 

[Kore nametooshort]

Knock knock.



Who's there?



The Interupting Cow.



The Interupt...

Moooooo0000000OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[thegreenblur]

Whats a mexican without a lawn mower?

Jobless

Whats a lawn mower without a mexican?

Lonely

What do you can a black man on the moon?

A Problem

What do you call all the black People on the moon?

Problem solved

 

[Quelfep]

Anne Frank joke:



Knock knock

Who's there?

Oh you shouldn't have said anything now you have to come with us.

 

[Pezin]

How do you fit 300 jews into a car? 2 in the front 3 int he back, the rest in the ashtray.

Holocaust jokes are automatically not funny.

 

[nobody]

Why did the gas chambers have 12 holes, Because jew's olny have 10 fingers each.

 

[reessagny]

why are black people getting stronger? Tvs are getting heavier

 

[Falkor]

Holocaust jokes are automatically not funny.

you're right they are not funny. they're hilarious!





rees, that one has been used -50dkp

 

[BSurv]

what's the difference between a mexican and a park bench?

a park bench can support a family of 4

 

[Rantcasey]

how do u drive a blond crazy?

put him in a round room tell him to find a corner

what do u say when u see ur tv floating in mid air?

drop it nigger

what do u call a pool full of mexicans?

bean dip

what does a blond use for ankle warmers?

her panties

what does a blond use for ear warmers?

her feet