How to Spell Your Own Name

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I figured if people have trouble inserting images into a post then they might find this one useful, too.



Step 1: Find your birth certificate.



Step 2: Ask an adult to ensure you have your own birth certificate and not someone else's



Step 3: Find the section labelled "name"/"child's name" etc.



e.g.:

barackobamacertificatio.jpg






Step 4: Identify the "letters" used in the official spelling of your name.



Step 5: Keep a copy of these letters with you at all times so that they will be within easy reach whenever you are required to endure the hardship that is spelling your name.









And that's all, 5 simple steps to spell your own name! Sticky plz
 
I am technically a robot, where may I find my name? The lack of birth certificate is really throwing me off, is it the one people call me or something because this shit is tricky as a motherfucker.
 
wtf is this shit!
 
Deadhed said:
I am technically a robot, where may I find my name? The lack of birth certificate is really throwing me off, is it the one people call me or something because this shit is tricky as a motherfucker.
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If you are a recently made robot, all you have to do is turn to the back of your body. There should be a compartment labled AN-US6 and a small hole. Take a pencil, screwdriver, or your own fist and stick it inside that hole. Feel around for a bit until your AN-US6 compartment hole clamps tightly shut. From there slowly rotate your object until it reopens. When the hole reopens, the AN-US6 compartment can be opened. Inside is a serial number which, when entered into the computer, can be used to find your "birth certificate".



Note: You can ask friends to help if you are having trouble reaching, but they may not enjoy it, and you will probably have to lure them in with some Barry Manilow music.
 
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