LOL +10 for originality.
I'll throw in some 2 cents too.
"Engaging a BM monk"
1) Don't!
2)If caster, look for high ground.....very high ground then throw the bathroom sink and the toilet at it, if it reaches you parachute or jump down hoping that it didn't hit u a keg smash to get a guard up. Warlocks and hunters, put pets on follow so it won't attack your pet for chi.
3) Melee, if you don't have stealth or many...many healers...run. If stealth, wait for that b!t@% to get low then pop everything, If at low health but has a heavy guard up....stay in stealth.
4) If Qing for the sole reason of killing BMs, you will need 2 healers ...1 priest and 1 druid, 2 ferals....and you.
5)If healer and not a druid, prepare to spend the rest of the bg trying to be killed!!!