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Guild Master
This thread is for all the guys out there with a boring bank alt. Are you running around naked? Do you lack the need to slap a bitch?
Well come right on down and PIMP YOUR BANK ALT.
First off, you've got your [ITEM]Noble's Monocle[/ITEM]. You know you have dough in the oven when you're running around with a goddamn piece of glass in your eye. You can also look like a goddamn creep with [ITEM]Ruby Shades[/ITEM]! If you wish to go pimp even further, feel free to roll out a [ITEM]Battered Jungle Hat[/ITEM]. Make those hoes look twice.
You ain't got no bling on your neck baby. Grab yourself a [ITEM]Tarnished Silver Necklace[/ITEM]. Now get 19 more and stack them in your character slot! That's right, you can equip 20 at once. Does your chain hang low, bro?
Next up, your chestpiece needs some style. You've got many choices here. [ITEM]Tuxedo Jacket[/ITEM], [ITEM]Haliscan Jacket[/ITEM], and a variety of dresses. No matter what you choose, just remember to look pee-eye-em-pee.
You need a shirt under that chestpiece broseph. Grab on any workman's or lumberjack shirt, perhaps a [ITEM]Sleeveless T-Shirt[/ITEM], or a [ITEM]White Tuxedo shirt[/ITEM] or [ITEM]Tuxedo Shirt[/ITEM].
For your wrists, you're gonna want [ITEM]Antique Silver Cufflinks[/ITEM]. You looking good now.
But wait, there's more. [ITEM]Squealer's Belt[/ITEM] enhances your sexay-ness further.
Be sure not to run around with your meat hanging out. [ITEM]Tuxedo Pants[/ITEM], or [ITEM]Haliscan Pantaloons[/ITEM] should do the trick.
Don't run around in the dirt without the proper footwear. Those hoes won't be able to take their eyes off your [ITEM]Dress Shoes[/ITEM].
Next you've got your fingers. Most people /b/ reppin' dat [ITEM]Gold Wedding Band[/ITEM]. But you is rich, right mah main man? You need to get yo'self a [ITEM]Noble Elementium Signet[/ITEM]. Make your hand shine so bright you won't even be able to see your own goddamn gold in your hands.
Lastly, you're gonna need something in your hands to SLAP A BITCH with. [ITEM]Diamond-Tipped Cane[/ITEM] should do the trick. If you're feeling like slicin' a bitch up instead, perhaps [ITEM]Keen Machete[/ITEM] or [ITEM]Fine Scimitar[/ITEM] is for you.
Well come right on down and PIMP YOUR BANK ALT.
First off, you've got your [ITEM]Noble's Monocle[/ITEM]. You know you have dough in the oven when you're running around with a goddamn piece of glass in your eye. You can also look like a goddamn creep with [ITEM]Ruby Shades[/ITEM]! If you wish to go pimp even further, feel free to roll out a [ITEM]Battered Jungle Hat[/ITEM]. Make those hoes look twice.
You ain't got no bling on your neck baby. Grab yourself a [ITEM]Tarnished Silver Necklace[/ITEM]. Now get 19 more and stack them in your character slot! That's right, you can equip 20 at once. Does your chain hang low, bro?
Next up, your chestpiece needs some style. You've got many choices here. [ITEM]Tuxedo Jacket[/ITEM], [ITEM]Haliscan Jacket[/ITEM], and a variety of dresses. No matter what you choose, just remember to look pee-eye-em-pee.
You need a shirt under that chestpiece broseph. Grab on any workman's or lumberjack shirt, perhaps a [ITEM]Sleeveless T-Shirt[/ITEM], or a [ITEM]White Tuxedo shirt[/ITEM] or [ITEM]Tuxedo Shirt[/ITEM].
For your wrists, you're gonna want [ITEM]Antique Silver Cufflinks[/ITEM]. You looking good now.
But wait, there's more. [ITEM]Squealer's Belt[/ITEM] enhances your sexay-ness further.
Be sure not to run around with your meat hanging out. [ITEM]Tuxedo Pants[/ITEM], or [ITEM]Haliscan Pantaloons[/ITEM] should do the trick.
Don't run around in the dirt without the proper footwear. Those hoes won't be able to take their eyes off your [ITEM]Dress Shoes[/ITEM].
Next you've got your fingers. Most people /b/ reppin' dat [ITEM]Gold Wedding Band[/ITEM]. But you is rich, right mah main man? You need to get yo'self a [ITEM]Noble Elementium Signet[/ITEM]. Make your hand shine so bright you won't even be able to see your own goddamn gold in your hands.
Lastly, you're gonna need something in your hands to SLAP A BITCH with. [ITEM]Diamond-Tipped Cane[/ITEM] should do the trick. If you're feeling like slicin' a bitch up instead, perhaps [ITEM]Keen Machete[/ITEM] or [ITEM]Fine Scimitar[/ITEM] is for you.
