Create A Conspiracy Theory
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Ishh
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In order to understand why Blizzard hates twinks you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of wow players made up of slow levelers with help from keyboardturning 80's.
The conspiracy first started during PTR Patch 3.1.0 in Warsong Gulch. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the leg armor debacle.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant whine.
They want to remove twinks and imprison resisters in level 80 using nerfs.
In order to prepare for this, we all must listen to Ishh. Since the media is controlled by 1350 rated shitheads we should get our information from TwinkInfo.com.
The conspiracy first started during PTR Patch 3.1.0 in Warsong Gulch. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the leg armor debacle.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant whine.
They want to remove twinks and imprison resisters in level 80 using nerfs.
In order to prepare for this, we all must listen to Ishh. Since the media is controlled by 1350 rated shitheads we should get our information from TwinkInfo.com.
Naturaltalnt
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In order to understand low level pvp you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of 19s & 29s made up of twinks with help from 39s & 49s.
The conspiracy first started during beta in Wow. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including warsong gulch.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirweapon glows.
They want to destroy 80s and imprison resisters in grave yards using teamwork.
In order to prepare for this, we all must twink. Since the media is controlled by Blizzard we should get our information from Twinkinfo.
The conspiracy first started during beta in Wow. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including warsong gulch.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirweapon glows.
They want to destroy 80s and imprison resisters in grave yards using teamwork.
In order to prepare for this, we all must twink. Since the media is controlled by Blizzard we should get our information from Twinkinfo.
korngrock
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand holocaust you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofpeta made up of mexicans with help from mob.
The conspiracy first started during watergate in africa. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including pearl harbor.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirchewing outloud.
They want to punch christians and imprison resisters in jail using congalines.
In order to prepare for this, we all must hadukenpeople. Since the media is controlled by chuck noris we should get our information from retards.
In order to understand holocaust you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofpeta made up of mexicans with help from mob.
The conspiracy first started during watergate in africa. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including pearl harbor.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirchewing outloud.
They want to punch christians and imprison resisters in jail using congalines.
In order to prepare for this, we all must hadukenpeople. Since the media is controlled by chuck noris we should get our information from retards.