Constipation

[Captain]

God help me... I just realized I haven’t pooped in like 3 days

 

[ohti]

good thread

 

[Captain]

I just shit my brains out, it felt like I was pissing through my ass. Sorry for posting this but it relieved the pain lol.

 

[LecolaEU]

This thread is actually more interesting than 'BEST OF' threads.

//I found this thread 'informative'.

 

[Donor]

 

[Goohd]

Are you an elder?

 

[Captain]

Are you an elder?

No, I don’t get how that applies here

 

[Anonymous]

cocaine is a hellofa drug

 

[Leek]

Shitty thread jk

 

[Yapah]

God help me... I just realized I haven’t pooped in like 3 days

Ever head of stimulant shits? All you need is coffee/cigarettes or if its really bad some amphetamines (adderall/meth) or cocaine and you’ll shit your brains out.

You might die but you’ll shit like you’ve never shit before. You’re welcome

Edit: Or laxatives if you want to go the boring route

 

[Goohd]

Shitty thread jk

I see what you did there. Clever

 

[Kageroo]

A few months ago I had so hard poop, it actually gave me orgasm
Prostate massage with a poop is the best.

 

[Yapah]

A few months ago I had so hard poop, it actually gave me orgasm
Prostate massage with a poop is the best.

Do you push it out halfway and pull it back up? I cant imagine how a single push gave you an orgasm

 

[Tom Ganks]

A few months ago I had so hard poop, it actually gave me orgasm
Prostate massage with a poop is the best.

I heard the radio host talking about it one day. They called it Poophoria or something like that.

A massive release of pressure I'd assume. Not gonna lie I sometimes feel good after a nice dump. I also feel more awake.