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I think I would prefer someone spamming moonfire on me and having to cast roots to snare me vs someone walking backwards spamming conc shot
 
I made a Balance druid a few months back - MoP having no influence on the decision - I just thought, everyones either a feral or resto, I already have a resto shaman) and Balance could be fun. To be honest, I never got any BoA's (except for one at DMF) or decent rings/trinks because I just got impatient with the ridiculous cast times for starsurge etc and being a pretty squishy target in BG's. Fair, I probably denounced it before I got any "better" and who knows they may be good. It seems Martian gets on alright with his...
 
My god....I thought this was all myth....clearly we're not worthy of his superior skill. 0.58-1.19....what a willy.

Oh and by the way, nice vid, very entertaining.
 
i miss drama bg chat when someone is not bis and maratian enters
 
I don't like it.

Ehh, go feral, i am seeing 50 dps from white, high mangles, and the possibility of a 1.5K player crit(40%+chance in bis gear)
And it seems that bal has been nerfed 25% in recent builds
Still gonna play my rogue, for lols, but feral/bal will be my main for 5.04-5.4
 

How is this the first time I have seen this video?

Anyway, lets do some math.

Since WoW Trial is f2p and youngings have no jobs, we can make the assumption that 40% of the players that play f2p are less than 15 years of age.
We can further speculate that players under the age of 15 are not proficient, both mentally and physically.
Since this is such, lets assume that 20% understand the concept of mouse turning and keybinding.
This leaves 80% who will fully embrace the power of the S Key (legendary).
Of that 80%, 75% will most likely take it a step further and pray to the all mighty god of backpedalling who will endow them with the Power to Faceroll*.
This facerolling will cause another 75% to have the God's word whispered in their ear; his words will reverberate in the shell of their minds:
"Fear not! I grant you the power to escape death as an impotent hunter and take up the moonfire spam of the almighty druid. Heed my call!"
With this piety rampant amongst the Mists, we can see an

0.4 x 0.8 x 0.75 x0.75 = .18

18% increase in Maratian play.

Let us pray... the moonfire is upon us.

* Power to Faceroll - A Diety's cure for incompetence... and weak sperm.
 
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of course. people are going to play the OP classes....

best thing is though, with me being 161% movement speed, faster then a mount, no kid is gonna be able to get ahead of me and cast enough to kill me

woot woot E Z moad FC'ing inc
 
of course. people are going to play the OP classes....

best thing is though, with me being 161% movement speed, faster then a mount, no kid is gonna be able to get ahead of me and cast enough to kill me

woot woot E Z moad FC'ing inc

3 HP is 30% you ******* idiot.
 
People won't mass roll Dudkins since it has cast times and misses gazillion CC's Hunters have.
Kids will stay with their eyepatch Hunters and go for easy mode.
 
People won't mass roll Dudkins since it has cast times and misses gazillion CC's Hunters have.
Kids will stay with their eyepatch Hunters and go for easy mode.

Probally, i have no idea's on hunter dmg atm, out of-xfers , cant use mine
I am thinksing feral will outshine both, cept a perfect bal player
 

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