AP History Lesson, Yo or How Earlwing Destroyed F2P

Rhaellia

Has Been
Once upon a time, dere was a paladin named Rhaellia, a warrior named Kincaide, and- another paladin named Earl. The A-Team- er AP-Team. They played WSG like everyday together, and were like a smore :O Chocolate, graham cracker, and a marshmallow of awesomeness rolled into an epic smore of delicious ass kickin awesomestness ever seen. Does that even make sense?! I don't know but dammit, I'm stressing a point >:eek: Not all was well though, Earl being the only one able to form groups caused trouble and people cried "FAVORITISM". It took its toll...

All of Earl's pent up anger grew and grew until it explodeded, and out from da smoke came, Earlwing, Destroyer of Breadkets err Brackets, you know what I mean. Kincaide and Rhaellia looked at each other in disbelief, "Impursible! (impossible, sorry, again), they said. Earlwing and his brood (*giggle* 'brood') sided with the evile, yet fun, hordies ;D

Kincaide raged on for days, fighting a losing battle of wits, her armies beaten and demoralized. Before succumbing to defeet err defeat and vanishing, foreverrrrrr. Rhaellia tried to fight, to keep things in order but couldn't find any shoes to fit those weird hooves. So, Rhaellia got a faction change and become a blood elf, forgetting her horrible past of no shoe-ness. Purse showed Rhaellia the best places to buy shoes of all kinds and they became friends :D

Later, Mindy, Rhaellia (Now Itchycoo), Insects, Shaurooke, and others led a small but tactical team into Earlwing's lair, raiding, slaying, and neutralizing his brood once and for all (*giggle* 'brood'). Restoring peace back to the bracket, and ending Earlwing's evil partying ways. He apologized and admitted that party in Stormwind harbor got out of hand, he didn't mean to burn Stormwind to the ground. "I got careless and I dropped my sparkler in that druid park or whatever it was," he said. They agreed that, sparklers are awesome :)

Da end.

I don't expect all of you like this or expect this thread not to get locked, but heeeey sparklers ARE awesome ;D
 
dafaq ? :D
 
No more pot brownies for you sir, you should write children books. lol

/Grabs popcorn waiting for thread to get locked

" This thread , this thread is on fire, we don't need no water , Let the M@%£r burn"
 
I always wondered what happened back then. One day, I logged on my now defunct rogue, Skulky, and the once picturesque slopes of Aerie Peak were transformed into a sulfurous waste. I remember having a really sad conversation with you at the time; what Earlwing wrought was...cataclysmic?

Better than anything Richard Knack ever wrote. Bravo!

Waiting for the graphic novel.
 
I remember the first part of this too :D Course, nobody remembers me!
 

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