Alliance chads vs horde betas

inoobupro

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I wanted to rant since the first server( it hink i ranted about this problem years ago before but its been burieD and is in neverland). This is mainly lvl 19 and 29 twinks.

39 sort of but the retarded pod and WF totem really start to leverage it out for the horde shitties


Lets talk about paladins. Literal brainlet 2 button class yet you cant really counter it at low lvls( unless someone wants to be someone's dispel bitch that dies again and again and a few touched in the heads masochists find it fun)

>Kings (yes 10% stats IS huge for the whole team especially when you stack it up with world buffs like zandalar and have full enchants/regular buffs)
>blessings that affect everyone, not cuck totems that only affect 5 party members within range and take 50,000 GCDS to place
>mail gear tank
>TALENTED BLESSING OF FREEDOM 4 second downtime is literal cancer where I want to gouge my eyes out( put one alliance warrior or hunter on hamstring duty and he can literally cucks all horde ..try that on alliance and get freedom'd)
Auras that cost no mana
Loh, bop, bandage bubble, hoj ...shamans cuckd again
PRIEST
>ALLIANCE PRIEST desperate prayer that also costs no mana can make plays impossible for horde (lol horde touch of weakness and that shadowguard ... inb4 it can proc blackout thingy ).
>Something something fear ward on every player

Minor things
>Alliance nightelf has 8 more agility than orc. Thats a free libram equipped at all times in yourelf. 10 more agil than tauren. Its especially visible at 19 where there's almost no CC flying around. 5 alliance hunters=50 extra agility.
>Alliance tunic of westfall has no equivalent. Horde is stuck with 8 agility garbage. Inb4 retardec comparisons with seal of sylvanas which isnt even that good for a half of classes. Alliance has wrynn anway.
>Glacial stone highest DPS (smite's is better with a full set of buffs tho)
>Pious Leggings >deadskull shield that only 2 classes use


Its disorganized cuz i brainstormed this in 5 mins and Ill keep adding more im at work so this will be heavily edited
 
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Horde got more stats than alli in vanilla tho if i recall, like trolls have a bit less agi than nelf but way more str, stam and spirit
 
Eh. You had to buff people individually back then. Shit was purged off in first minute of game and most pallies would not reapply to everybody.

Also purging BoF and speedpots was the best part of my day.
 
Paladins weren't that great in vanilla 19s, they were only good as FCs.

Mostly it was random puggers and twink rogues running around with double fiery weapons anyways.

These things you listed are all very minor issues. Whichever faction has more twinks is going to be the better faction.
 
Yeah this is aimed at something like more of a premade or 7+ twinks in a bg not random leveler rabble that you just tabdot kill as a warlock

and its talking about paladins that have enough mental capacity to use blessing of freedom on friendly teammates

FACTS

paladins are god tier

freedom is god tier

hamstring spam doesnt work against alliance players/fcs
 
IMO the Alliance priest's Desperate Prayer/Fear Ward is not enough to compensate for the fact that like 75% of the Horde players are Undead with WOTF, making them near impossible to properly peel without voice chat help from others.

Tremor Totem and Berserker Rage (LOTS of warriors present to crutch on Orc stun resist + racial)make it worse in the 30-39s.

Though I agree with you for the most part on the pally thing.
 

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