Boris_amj
OG
Well, here I am. brand new to WoW and just created my first character.
Naturally I chose to be a human warrior. They're cool, right ?
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Level 1
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Day 1
I see lots of funny wolfs. I attack 5 of them at the same time. I'm a warrior, you see.
Then, OMG, I've died! What's this funny angel doing here ? I talk to it and it resssuzc, reszusit, rezzussit, brings me back to life
Cool ! So that's how you do it! I wonder what that funny icon means (that's 25% of something).
After several hours of the same (attack wolfs, die, talk to the Angel) someone tells me if I want to join for a quest.
Quest ? What's that ?, I ask. He pauses, and then says "nvm", and goes away. How rude !
Well, by now I'm pretty tired of dying with wolfs, so I look around a bit more.
Hey, there's a guy with a funny yellow "!" over his head. I wonder why ?
It turns out if you talk to him, he'll give you a task: "Kill wolfs", he says. But that's exactly what I've been doing for the last 5 hours ! Surely the task is already done ? Oh, well. start again.
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Level 2
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Hey, I got up a level, yay ! Take that, you nasty wolfs!
I found other guys giving me tasks, so now I understand, of course.
You see, they give you tasks to guide you which animals to kill next. This WoW game is pretty clever.
Look at me, my first day and I already am a level 2 !
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Level 3
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Day 2
No more guys with yellow "!", they all have yellow "?" so no good.
Also, it seems all my equipment has gone red, for some reason. So I just fight with my bare hands now.
I tell you, those wolfs are getting a good kicking anyway, they are (hehe, I love being a strong character).
Although I must say these wolfs carry a lot of rubbish with them. Sometimes you get up to four multiple choice items.
I just ignore those and just take the money. Safest way.
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Level 4
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Day 3.
I just discovered something: there is a secret exit to this area, cunningly disguised behind a big wall.
I just peeped outside, and there's a path going south, so I just follow it.
Whoah! More wolfs, cool!
Hang on a minute ! Those wolfs are not level 1, and they attack you on sight. How unfair is that?
Luckily, there's this other angel again. Thank God for that.
Anyway, I found some other characters with yellow "!", so I get an idea of the tasks I need to do.
Day 4
I found an Inn. They sell drinks and stuff, but I don't buy any because I think drinking is bad for you.
This levelling is getting harder and harder. Almost got killed by a cow. They're pretty vicious, you know. And there aren't any quests for them either.
But something made me laugh: I found an idiot hanging around in this area. His level is so low, it does not even have a number, just a "??". What a moob! (Although I must say that red glowing sword looks pretty cool, though).
Maybe I could buy a new weapon myself. After all I have stacks of money with all those killings: nearly 2 silvers (Yes, I'm telling the truth).
Day 5
Great discovery ! Turns out you can talk to the yellow "?" guys too.
And sometimes they reward you by giving you extra secret tasks (I'll call them quests, for short).
I also found out the weapons seller. I wanted to buy a few things, but they're so expensive !
50 coppers for that dagger ? You must be joking !
Naturally I chose to be a human warrior. They're cool, right ?
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Level 1
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Day 1
I see lots of funny wolfs. I attack 5 of them at the same time. I'm a warrior, you see.
Then, OMG, I've died! What's this funny angel doing here ? I talk to it and it resssuzc, reszusit, rezzussit, brings me back to life
Cool ! So that's how you do it! I wonder what that funny icon means (that's 25% of something).
After several hours of the same (attack wolfs, die, talk to the Angel) someone tells me if I want to join for a quest.
Quest ? What's that ?, I ask. He pauses, and then says "nvm", and goes away. How rude !
Well, by now I'm pretty tired of dying with wolfs, so I look around a bit more.
Hey, there's a guy with a funny yellow "!" over his head. I wonder why ?
It turns out if you talk to him, he'll give you a task: "Kill wolfs", he says. But that's exactly what I've been doing for the last 5 hours ! Surely the task is already done ? Oh, well. start again.
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Level 2
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Hey, I got up a level, yay ! Take that, you nasty wolfs!
I found other guys giving me tasks, so now I understand, of course.
You see, they give you tasks to guide you which animals to kill next. This WoW game is pretty clever.
Look at me, my first day and I already am a level 2 !
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Level 3
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Day 2
No more guys with yellow "!", they all have yellow "?" so no good.
Also, it seems all my equipment has gone red, for some reason. So I just fight with my bare hands now.
I tell you, those wolfs are getting a good kicking anyway, they are (hehe, I love being a strong character).
Although I must say these wolfs carry a lot of rubbish with them. Sometimes you get up to four multiple choice items.
I just ignore those and just take the money. Safest way.
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Level 4
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Day 3.
I just discovered something: there is a secret exit to this area, cunningly disguised behind a big wall.
I just peeped outside, and there's a path going south, so I just follow it.
Whoah! More wolfs, cool!
Hang on a minute ! Those wolfs are not level 1, and they attack you on sight. How unfair is that?
Luckily, there's this other angel again. Thank God for that.
Anyway, I found some other characters with yellow "!", so I get an idea of the tasks I need to do.
Day 4
I found an Inn. They sell drinks and stuff, but I don't buy any because I think drinking is bad for you.
This levelling is getting harder and harder. Almost got killed by a cow. They're pretty vicious, you know. And there aren't any quests for them either.
But something made me laugh: I found an idiot hanging around in this area. His level is so low, it does not even have a number, just a "??". What a moob! (Although I must say that red glowing sword looks pretty cool, though).
Maybe I could buy a new weapon myself. After all I have stacks of money with all those killings: nearly 2 silvers (Yes, I'm telling the truth).
Day 5
Great discovery ! Turns out you can talk to the yellow "?" guys too.
And sometimes they reward you by giving you extra secret tasks (I'll call them quests, for short).
I also found out the weapons seller. I wanted to buy a few things, but they're so expensive !
50 coppers for that dagger ? You must be joking !
.. so your not new to wow i guess..