i mean i enjoyed the part where you lost and then whined about a mythical twink 5 man blowing all their cooldowns after, personally. i doubt you'll see that part through those rose-colored glasses.
you can take up a healer slot to kill levelers and talk about how ur a soloqueuegodx. shit and when you run into opposing twinks you can morph into desertergodx. dont forget my personal favorite shapeshift, excusesgodx.
Personally, I think both haste and crit have their virtues. I liked haste after vers when Sul'Thraze proc was based off haste, more Haste, more ppms, more autos etc, but I do like double Destiny with 21% crit a lot too.