EU+US The Flagger

inoobupro

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Over the span of four years, I have carefully observed US and most recently, EU flaggers and they rarely differ from one another.

Before I was not fully aware of their nature, but now one can draw the following conclusions:

What is a flagger?

The flagger is a creature that only cares about flag caps, as in it is its only purpose in life. It is a feral, robot-like, fickle and unstable creature with no sense or reason with only one animalistic drive implanted into its brain-to cap a flag.

-The flagger is creature that will annoyingly spam the chat in caps ''FLAG IN MID'' or ASSIST when we all have two eyes and can see whats going on. The flagger always tries to tell others how to play and how important it is to cap flags. (There is a huge difference in teaching a new player and annoyingly spamming HURR get OuT of MiD you ReTarDzzzzz muh flag !!!!1)

-The flagger very quickly turns to personal insults and begins to exhibit anti social behavior when losing flag caps since it has been conditioned to only cap flags.

- One cannot fight the flagger by positive means, only with negative. By negative, meaning that no negotiations can be made, those things only understand force.

-The flagger is also very unpredictable and is only comparable to the lunatics in an asylum, one thing it is trying to cap the flag and next thing you know it is spamming emotes and trying to farm you in the gy or having picnics and practicing jumps...Again it is that unpredictability that makes it useless and dangerous.

-The flagger will backstab you with the bluntest knife he can find at any time. Unfortunately, such is the typical nature of these creatures.

-The flagger will ruin games for the good natured and nice people. Since it is a soulless automaton, it cares about flag caps. It rolls the most overpowered specs/class/character. It's brain has not developed enough to understand what is being nice, not farming, etc.

-The flagger isn't your typical human being. Like a child -It can't be reasoned with, nor bargained since he follows entirely different moral principles than normal persons do.

The flagger evaluates questions from the flagger's standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what he says must be true.

- One cannot allow the flagger the same means one would give an honest opponent, for he is no honorable opponent. He will use generosity and nobility only to entrap you. He will always mistake your kindness for a weakness.

in the end your bgs looks like a script out of a matrix movie or something like

if ($input = flag){
npc.say("cap flag now!");

}
if (nonflagger.doAnything = true) {
npc.triggered();

}

if($nonflagger - true) {
npc.say("killfarmer");
npc.say("hk farmer");
npc.say("get the flag");
npc.say("stop midfighting");

}

Types of Flaggers
There are actually two types of flaggers, with the second one being more prevalent.

-The first is the real legit type that believes into capping flags for the horddd does something hurr!!!!11 irl Global victory 4 hord forces in eternal struggles of World of warcraft XD lol hehexd hoard ( I truly feel sorry for those lost souls stuck in their little RP bubble).

-And then the other, more disgusting two faced type. They pretend they care about the flag and use it as an excuse ...and they kind of do care but in reality like most ppl deep inside they couldn't care less and like everyone else they just come into a bg to smash clicking noobz and feel good about themselves afterwards.

Nevertheless both types of flaggers are literal oligophrenics ingame

I will never be a friend with flaggers, they exploit honest people for their own personal gains and fame.
 
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Tbh i think flaggers are way better than those that care only about hks and think they are the play of the game for getting 18-5

Well um.... idk bro you cant really call a 18-5 an ''HK farmer'' thats like ...a pseudo farmer.

But in my personal opinion the flagger is the second lowest WoW form, followed only by the Stealthed Shitter.


PS : do not mistake those who know when to farm mid and when to cap( and they farm and contain mid 95% of the game , how ur supposed to play). Those arent flaggers.
 
There is also a name for those things: Drones.
quickly turns to personal insults and begins to exhibit anti social behavior when losing flag caps.

Basically every person left in this bracket.
 
Well um.... idk bro you cant really call a 18-5 an ''HK farmer'' thats like ...a pseudo farmer.

But in my personal opinion the flagger is the second lowest WoW form, followed only by the Stealthed Shitter.


PS : do not mistake those who know when to farm mid and when to cap( and they farm and contain mid 95% of the game , how ur supposed to play). Those arent flaggers.
Containing mid and containing gy are to WAY different things... You don't push into their gy when ever you have a chance. Containing mid means that you make sure they don't pass into ur side and gy containment means to make sure they don't live right after they spawn which will ruin the game and the night and eventually the whole bracket if it continues
 
but the mid farmers are actually ruining battlegrounds for the people who actually play objectives! /GASP but for real que av AB not wsg if u dont want to play objectives /thread
 
Gonna tell everyone a life story.

The flagger chronicles.

-Zone into a bg on this overpowered hpal and my bro playing this huntard. Losing the game.

-Ap premade with albnocows n shite, no dps but a whole lot of stealthed shitters

-Me n my bro start holding that mid( Cuz its what I do)

-Its hard alliance is relentless , rest goes into into stealth/suicide ride to mid mode

-Alliance , do what they do best as usual killfarming the inbred trash in mid(since when did alliance give a fuck about flags instead of kills, i mean what else is alliance supposed to do in WSG)

-Then after this AP pug??made died like 5x times ...I shit you not this Albinocow launches into these usual giant pseudo intellectual rants lecturing me n my bro on how we should stop fighting in mid(btw I hear this retarded statement a lot, too.)and that we are losing because of you..."midfarmers''(btw i joined like 7 mins late into the game). Nevertheless the 2-3 buttbuddies from AP instantly begin to defend him.

-Inbreds do not notice we have like 5 stealthed shitters all on the bottom doing (this is PrE WoD Era where rogue only could do like 1k amush not 2k crit so they were even more useless in MoP) like 10k damage done in the span on 12+ minutes. I zoned late already ontop

-We lose the game



-TL;dr Fuck flaggers ...but most importantly fuck flaggers blaming others for losing games let ppl play how they want to
 
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Is it true that flaggers actually get hard off capped flags and flag returns more than off wimminz

Can a real flagger answer this
Ask a veteran flagger I get extremely hard when I cap a flag and yes capping flags is better than winning
 
I've never heard of a flagger, but I have heard of mid-fighters. Flaggers seem like someone who plays the objective, rather than spending all day in mid
 
I've never heard of a flagger, but I have heard of mid-fighters. Flaggers seem like someone who plays the objective, rather than spending all day in mid
Yeah I actually came up with the term flagger. Patended by me( even tho bgs have been out since 2005 nobody has thought of this, which is very surprising)

To sum a flagger up they are disgusting ,selfish and degenerate tools that think that only they should be having fun and only their definition of fun is allowed

Bump. Needs more flagger input here. Do they get hard off women or flags more??? Serious question.
 

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