Call of the Kevins!

Eriwen

Legend
A NEW ORGANISATION HAS RISEN FROM THE ANCIENT LANDS OF SCANDINAVIA!

This is a shout out for all Kevinists to come and join our rebellous forces against the evil world!

Keep in mind that if you bring a newborn baby you will recieve a few perks.
We can promise that before it reaches the ripe age of 4 he/she will:

- Speak fluently German

- Have a rocking beard (regardless of gender)

- Be able to cook minute rice in 57 seconds

- Play a Disc Priest

And last but not least, be able to always focus Kevin in GY!

If you come alone I will assure you that you will be used as a meatshield with a gun. Also in this new State of Kevinism we believe that if you fight for your cause you end up a place 100000 times better than heaven with ice cream and hookers and endless access to any desired whatever you sick fucks put in your bodies.


Current regime:

President: Eriwen

War Minister: Deno

Flag Carry Minister: Devm




We are looking foward to hear from you!

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God damn im happy to be member of such amazing movement.

Kevins, we will march to you with steel and guns my friend.
 
Also in this new State of Kevinism we believe that if you fight for your cause you end up a place 100000 times better than heaven with ice cream and hookers and endless access to any desired whatever you sick fucks put in your bodies.

Meh, I'd rather blow myself up and get my 72 virgins. Ya know?
 

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