[Story time] Break time

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It all started 10:00, Felix was on the ranch feeding his horses and pigs. After a couple of hours cleaning up, feeding animals and masturbating, he finally decided to go inside his house to play a little bit of good ol World of Warcraft. The time is now 13:00. He then got on skype and talked to some of his friends. We decided to do some unlocked WSG's for some fun and quick honor. We did alot of them since you don't get Deserter anymore or only a 5 min Deserter. After a couple of hours we stopped and did just relaxed. At 18:00 Felix the leader of TTI decided to put on webcam and go read a book on his bed. After 5min he fell asleep. A well deserved break. We didn't actually realize this before Morgan Freeman came in on his room and explained the situation. Felix was in the Matrix.Our dear Morgan Freeman told us a method to make him wake up, but we had to hurry! Morgan Freeman disappeared and earned himself a freckle as he do everytime he explains something. Oh well back to the story. Me, royanz and Kalle, filled our lungs with air and bursted into laughter. It seemed to work as Felix now turned around multiple times hugging his pillow, because of all the horrors he is witnessing in the Matrix. After approximately 5 min he finally woke up from the Matrix and hopefully he didn't get any brain damage from the all the crack, cocaine and drugs he took 9:00. That was the story about Felix's break time, hope you enjoyed. Be sure to like this post or else you will get sucked into the horrors of the Matrix and you will not get a cookie!

BTW sry man im such a noob at adding pictures so if anyone could help me that could be great thanks!
 
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Once up on a time, well just some weeks ago, a little boy named Will tested some scary games .. But after a long time gaming the little boy became obsessed. He turned to Shorty the wildest of the wildest....
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