Yo mama...

[Allybeboba]

Someone mentioned yo mama jokes in one of the off topic threads. I have not seen any to mama jokes here. So let it roll!

Yo mama is so slow she can be emulated by a 286.


Sweetsydney....

 

[Goesid]

yo mama is so fat that when shes lying on the beach the whales come up and sing "we are family."
yo mama is so fat that when shes lying on the beach greenpeace throws water at her.
yo mama is so fat that when she backpaddles you hear beep beep beep.
yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock on the ground and missed.
yo mama is so fat that if she goes outside theres an eclipse.
yo mama is proof evolution goes both ways.

 

[Kiri]

Was gearing up a yomamma priest to fook with the Spaniards, before I accidently killed my comp
eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/aggramar/Tumadre/simple

 

[Quotes]

Classic trade chat:

Yo mama so fat she sat on [The Black Temple] and turned it into [The Sunken Temple] !

 

[glassmage]

Yo mama so fat, we had intercourse.

 

[Clarkexo]

yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

 

[The Saint]

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her...

Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book...

Yo mama so dumb she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order...

 

[Spacewizard]

Yo mama is so fat she needed ten posts to make a thread.

But really yo mama is so fat her when she go to the beach, green peace shows up.

 

[Nkt@EU]

yo mama is so fat she is overweight

 

[Razzerz]

yo mama is so fat she turned the black temple into the sunken temple

 

[Snack]

Yo mama so fat she falls on both sides of the bed

 

[Pooh]

Yo momma so fat the maelstrom is her toilet