DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A FIRE MAGE???
My cute little fire mage <3
By: Neap, with help from Docmooroo, Izbuzz, and Toxic
Do you want to build a fire mage?
Spamming your fireball,
Because your mighty Pyroblast,
Hits for nothing, at all!
We used to have scorch,
But now we don't,
We shall forever fireball,
Do you want to build a fire mage,
It doesn't have to be a fire mage
Just something that is not god,
I know you are slightly gimped, but it's ok,
I want you to feel free,
To build a level sixteen,
Fire magician, can't you see?
Do you want to build a fire mage?
Or at least play something gimped,
I think underpowered
Classes have a right,
To be played!
It is slightly depressing,
To see all of,
These OP classes rolled,
Do you want to build a fire mage?
It doesn't have to be a fire mage
Just something that is not god...
Please, I know you're stubborn,
And don't like to change your ways,
But new comers to your bracket,
Don't like to be consumed, like hay!
See if you are like a cow,
And them the feed,
They will not stay for long
And with no hay to eat,
Your bracket will retreat,
Into your barn!
So if you want to keep on playing,
There is something, I think that you should know,
To keep your bracket up,
You must start to give up,
Everything you know,
This includes the hunters, the rogues and druids,
Just because you can one shot,
Doesn't mean those are all you can play,
Believe me when I say,
They're not!
So to revive your bracket,
It's simple, you'll see,
The thing you have to do,
You only have to roll a fire mage,
It doesn't have to be a fire mage,
Just something that is not god...
(edit: I was tired, don't judge
)
My cute little fire mage <3
By: Neap, with help from Docmooroo, Izbuzz, and Toxic
Do you want to build a fire mage?
Spamming your fireball,
Because your mighty Pyroblast,
Hits for nothing, at all!
We used to have scorch,
But now we don't,
We shall forever fireball,
Do you want to build a fire mage,
It doesn't have to be a fire mage
Just something that is not god,
I know you are slightly gimped, but it's ok,
I want you to feel free,
To build a level sixteen,
Fire magician, can't you see?
Do you want to build a fire mage?
Or at least play something gimped,
I think underpowered
Classes have a right,
To be played!
It is slightly depressing,
To see all of,
These OP classes rolled,
Do you want to build a fire mage?
It doesn't have to be a fire mage
Just something that is not god...
Please, I know you're stubborn,
And don't like to change your ways,
But new comers to your bracket,
Don't like to be consumed, like hay!
See if you are like a cow,
And them the feed,
They will not stay for long
And with no hay to eat,
Your bracket will retreat,
Into your barn!
So if you want to keep on playing,
There is something, I think that you should know,
To keep your bracket up,
You must start to give up,
Everything you know,
This includes the hunters, the rogues and druids,
Just because you can one shot,
Doesn't mean those are all you can play,
Believe me when I say,
They're not!
So to revive your bracket,
It's simple, you'll see,
The thing you have to do,
You only have to roll a fire mage,
It doesn't have to be a fire mage,
Just something that is not god...
(edit: I was tired, don't judge
)
Last edited by a moderator:
