If f2p wow realms were kids in highschool .

All the other realms with just one notable f2p are like those kids you had in class one year, did a project with, went to their house for the project one time, maybe saw at a party once or twice, not a bad dude or girl, you just don't hang out with them. But when ever you see each other in the hall, you give them a slight nod in passing. 'hey, I know you and you seem ok, but I have no real need to reach out and get more friends'
 
Let me find out you're a fruitbooter :p

no actually bmx (street) was my hobby until about 2 years ago. decided i couldnt afford to break anything else so i gave it up.
 
24 realms, those kids who are in college now but still hang out at highschool parties

and think it's funny to give the freshmen wedgies.
 
Alright this is ur chance to lump an entire realm into one generalization that you see fit. In order to make this relatable to almost everyone pick a realm and the pick a matching highschool persona that we all knew. I will start.

ursin - that hot foreign exchange student with the super sexy accent that showed up outa nowhere .

ap - that friend from middleschool that just got super buff and from ur life when he hit puberty and joined the football team. Not the brightest any more .

Vashj - the kid that has gone through some serious shit but is like the nicest person u know .

korgath - the nerds that sits alone at lunch and have their larp meetings

mokgathal - (old and bop realm) cutest couple in highschool

emerald dream - the kid that everyone knows

misha - leader of the plastics (mean girls refferance)

quelthAs - the Mexicans that would always be out behind the field house smoking cigarets and talking in spanish . Usually dropped out sophomore year.

Bwl - skateboarding duchebags

eldathas - band geeks

Bornean tundra - cheer leaders ?

Ursin - those redneck kids you see everywhere down south

Aerie Peak - the mvp football player that tore his acl

Vashj - that kid that left but everyone still talks about

Korgath - those kids you see in the computer lab playing runescape

Moknathal - cheerleaders

Quelthalas - that one kid that has autism in your school

BWL - that kid that always has something new he wants to show off

Eldrethelas - stoners obviously

Borean Tundra - no idea tbh
 
ap - cool kids that stand in the middle of the hall until the last minute

bwl - the basketball/football players that always seem to be together

ursin - new foreign exchange students suddenly
making everyone look dumb

malganis/emerald dream/ BT/ ET/Misha- the one kid thats always getting suspended or kicked out of the school


vashj- always dressed nice seem calm and keep it cool

quelthalas- loud spanish guys always seem to be arguing talking at 200mph
 
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Ravenholdt - that quiet girl that everybody secretly slept with, and one day disappeared to alternative school because she got pregnant.
 
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All the other realms with just one notable f2p are like those kids you had in class one year, did a project with, went to their house for the project one time, maybe saw at a party once or twice, not a bad dude or girl, you just don't hang out with them. But when ever you see each other in the hall, you give them a slight nod in passing. 'hey, I know you and you seem ok, but I have no real need to reach out and get more friends'

Best post in the thread so far.
 
Moon Guard: sixteen year old whores and larpers

Aerie Peak: Big shot high school jock

Goldrinn and Tol Barad(JAJAJJA): That vegetable in a wheel chair who can't speak or hear anything and you wonder why he's even at school in the first place

Quel'Thalas: The vegetable's older and more functional brother on the football team, he only plays football to tackle people and doesn't know what a goal is

Blackwing Lair: Those guys who are so smart, and hipster, to the point they have transcended the need to communicate with a physical reality, some claim they have transcended into a higher dimension. With their power they have managed to accumulate enough energy to travel in time and alter the course of Mankind. After traveling back in time, the Blackwing Baddies have formed the Illuminati. The Blackwing Illuminati enstilled terror across medieval Europe until they were shattered by the Church of Scientology, and now they live the rest of their days pwning noobs in WSG. Using their multi-dimensional powers, they can sometimes be spotted by mere mortals as the pedophiles hiding in the shadows of the Girl's Washroom.
 
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