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it's the hard mop life, for us
it's the hard mop life, for us
'stead of pops, we get queues
'stead of premades, we get queues
it's the hard mop life!
[VERSE 1]
from standin' in the gy 'n' not cappin'
to backstrafin' in org waitin' for the longest queue azeroth has ever seen
for returnin' some of the hardest flags the gulch has ever heard
from the cap spot, with the flag dropped fleeing the WSG-scene
you know it well...
from nightmares of a lonely duel, my only hell
but since when y'all scrubs know me to fail? fuck naw
where all guildies wit' the midfight tips, arcane shots
and if you wit' the drama trash talk on TI, and flame and what-not
i'm from the school of the old socks, you must not let lore-riders violate our pops, and my dot
let's sell rumsey and split it 50/50, uh uh
let's take the gold, and stay real twinky, uh uh
and sip the halaani whiskey and get hp-hp
glow infinitely like the memory of my feiry weapy
you know it's big as adele when i come though
the life and times of ghostcrawler, guildie, patch 5.4,2, y'all guildies get sweaty
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[VERSE 2]
i fleed from two druids out; all my guildies
locked away with three by one, controlling the gulch
we live in hard mop, we didn't gy-farm much, we contain bring 'em back sadly, i'd rather cap
i fleed from 'cuz i'm squishiest; they ain't have gear to crit 'n' own mages
i see your mission, DA
i put my money on the hotshots, all the f2ps that's born to flock
i know i'mma be be on top scores whether i get kills or not
i went from 19s to overpowered p2p 'lock; sleepin' on trees 'n' rocks
to king size, engineering machines, to geen slimes
i've seen allys, let the ping between my eyes analyze the gulch's lies
then i lay down afk a while
i'm a slight real with the Fony, guildies y'all might feel we homies
i'm like a drill, can't be below me, shit!
I'm a bright twink 'n' my situation ain't improving
i'm tryna' get a HK from anything that's moving, feel me?!
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[VERSE 3]
i don't know how to get more TCG, i gotta PvP, stay in my queue
got a lot of well-fed meat, so logically, i prey on my world pvp
twinking still inside of me, and as far as progress
you'd hardly be impressed, to find a twink as decked as me
i gave you e-x-p on in my first pvp, and y'all afked out
didn't really appreciate it, 'til the second battleground came out
so i wore the game out, embarresed your name out
put twinking on the top, and drop flags non-stop for ya, guildie!
[HOOK]
it's the hard mop life, for us
it's the hard mop life, for us
'stead of pops, we get queues
'stead of premades, we get queues
it's the hard mop life!
[VERSE 1]
from standin' in the gy 'n' not cappin'
to backstrafin' in org waitin' for the longest queue azeroth has ever seen
for returnin' some of the hardest flags the gulch has ever heard
from the cap spot, with the flag dropped fleeing the WSG-scene
you know it well...
from nightmares of a lonely duel, my only hell
but since when y'all scrubs know me to fail? fuck naw
where all guildies wit' the midfight tips, arcane shots
and if you wit' the drama trash talk on TI, and flame and what-not
i'm from the school of the old socks, you must not let lore-riders violate our pops, and my dot
let's sell rumsey and split it 50/50, uh uh
let's take the gold, and stay real twinky, uh uh
and sip the halaani whiskey and get hp-hp
glow infinitely like the memory of my feiry weapy
you know it's big as adele when i come though
the life and times of ghostcrawler, guildie, patch 5.4,2, y'all guildies get sweaty
[HOOK]
[VERSE 2]
i fleed from two druids out; all my guildies
locked away with three by one, controlling the gulch
we live in hard mop, we didn't gy-farm much, we contain bring 'em back sadly, i'd rather cap
i fleed from 'cuz i'm squishiest; they ain't have gear to crit 'n' own mages
i see your mission, DA
i put my money on the hotshots, all the f2ps that's born to flock
i know i'mma be be on top scores whether i get kills or not
i went from 19s to overpowered p2p 'lock; sleepin' on trees 'n' rocks
to king size, engineering machines, to geen slimes
i've seen allys, let the ping between my eyes analyze the gulch's lies
then i lay down afk a while
i'm a slight real with the Fony, guildies y'all might feel we homies
i'm like a drill, can't be below me, shit!
I'm a bright twink 'n' my situation ain't improving
i'm tryna' get a HK from anything that's moving, feel me?!
[HOOK]
[VERSE 3]
i don't know how to get more TCG, i gotta PvP, stay in my queue
got a lot of well-fed meat, so logically, i prey on my world pvp
twinking still inside of me, and as far as progress
you'd hardly be impressed, to find a twink as decked as me
i gave you e-x-p on in my first pvp, and y'all afked out
didn't really appreciate it, 'til the second battleground came out
so i wore the game out, embarresed your name out
put twinking on the top, and drop flags non-stop for ya, guildie!
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