A human, a dwarf and a dumb orc....

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MedivhGM#1758

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    • So it was lunch time at a watch tower that was under construction and among the crew was a human, a dwarf and a dumb orc.

    The human open his lunch and he had cheese again and he said "man! If I get cheese for lunch one more time I'm gonna jump off the highest part of this tower and fall to my death!"

    Then the dwarf opened his lunch and got sausage ...again. The dwarf said "if I get sausage again for lunch I'm going to jump off this tower and fall to my death."

    Then the dumb orc opened his lunch and it was moldy bread. The dumb orc went into blood furry and yelled "if I get moldy bread one more time I'm gonna jump off this tower and fall to my death!"

    So the next day it was lunch time at the watch tower again. The human got cheese so he jumped off off the tower and fell to his death. Then the dwarf opened his lunch and it was sausage so he jumped off the tower to his death. And at last the dumb orc opened his lunch and it was moldy bread so he jumped off the tower and fell to his death.

    At the funeral the wives of the 3 were there. The wife of the human said "I didn't know he was sick of cheese. I could've packed him cake or something." Then the dwarf's wife said "I did not know he didn't like sausage ... I could have packed him boar ribs." Then the human wife and the dwarf wife looked at the dumb orcs wife waiting for an explanation. Then the dumb orcs wife said "don't look at me..... he packed his own lunch"
     
    There were these three workers, a dwarf, a human and a dumb orc. They all worked together at a sawmill. Everyday they notice that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too.

    The boss left and so did they. The human goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start. The dwarf goes home and cooks dinner. The dumb orc goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss so he shuts the door and leaves.

    The next day the human and dwarf workers are talking and plan to go home early again. They ask the dumb orc if he wants to leave early again and he says," no." They ask him why not and he said, "because yesterday I almost got caught!"
     
    ha
    those were the the cheesy jokes that are fun to hear
    i told them to my brobro
     
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    You sure hate orcs :D

    i got some!!

    A human,a dwarf and a dumb orc escaped a building on fire by climbing to the roof. There were gnomes rescurer on the street below holding a blanket for them to jump. The gnome yelled to the human "Jump! Jump! It's your only way to survive. The human jumped and SWISH! The gnomes removed the blanket away... the human slam into the side walk like a tomato. C'mon! Jump! says the gnome to the dwarf. "Oh no you're gonna remove the blanket away" says the dwarf. No,its the human we can't stand, we ok with dwarf.
    Ok says the dwarf and jumped. SWISH! the gnome remove the blanket again and the man flattened on the pavement like a pancake. C'mon jump! we goona catch ya says the gnome to the orc. " Hell no, you guys goona remove the blanket again like those two" says the dumb orc. Put the blanket on the ground and back off, i wanna live!
     
    There were two trolls and a dumb orc walking in the desert together, when suddenly one of the trolls took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. Then, he hollered into the cave, "Woo! Woo! Woo!

    A moment later, the troll heard a response, "Woo! Woo! Woo!" so he tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The puzzled dumb orc asked the other troll what that was all about, and the troll replied, "It's mating time for us trolls, and when you see a cave and holler, a response from the cave means that she is in there waiting for you.

    The intrigued orc started running around the desert, looking for a cave to find a woman for himself. Sure enough, the dumb orc soon found a large cave nearby. He thought to himself, "Look at the size of that cave!!! It's bigger than the one that troll found. There must REALLY be something really GREAT in this cave!"

    So, the dumb orc approached the cave with high hopes of ecstacy and grandeur. When he was at the mouth of the cave, he hollered, "Woo! Woo! Woo!" just as the troll had done.

    A moment later, the dumb orc heard a response, "Woo! Woo! Woo! so he tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The next day's headlines in the local newspaper read, "NAKED ORC RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!"
     
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