i once beat another player in a duel and he threatend to come and beat me up irl

i was scared.
i fell asleep leaveing the window fully open (was ill), woke up and theres a pigeon on my tv. confused and shocked i panic and throw a bottle at it, and then it goes crazy!! flying all over, shitting all over, before eventually flying into the wall and injuring itself (not so much scary more strange)
i was working in the club and one of the dirty bastards there decided he wanted to go and grope one of the strippers. i had to kick him out, at which point he said he was going to get me when i leave (happens a lot expected nothing of it) anyway as i was leaveing out the back way 3 guys come up to me and starting kicking the shit out of me!! luckily my mate (also works security there) was coming in and had seen in. so he runs over lays one guy clean out and we manage to get the upper hand..... next thing i know i hear a gun shot, i thought some 1 had been shot turns out he missed thankfully. they started running and i had to give a statement to the police etc etc. they were caught via cctv scary shit!!
i was on a lads holiday in mexico, walking home a bit too drunk i fell into a lagoon with aligators!! scared i was frozen still not far from 2 of them. one started moving rather fast towards me so i ran like a motherfucker lol. scared for my life there!!
i was round a mates house when i was 9 watching a horror film (texas chainsaw massacare original). his dad said he was off to toilet. only to leave out of the front door, jump the fence, grab his chainsaw out the shed and bang on the back window scaring the shit out of us!!! then running in the house with the chainsaw and mask on!!! scared like fuck i was, think it scared me for life

lol. thats some amazing parenting skills right there.
i once got a girl pregnant (not trying)
