What is the worst knock, knock joke you've ever heard?

[Elkiva]

Now I've heard some pretty stupid knock, knock jokes...Prime example:

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Don't cry it's only a joke!
"OVER THE TOP CLAPS"

Now that was bad...Simple...But bad.

So tell me guys, what's the worst knock, knock joke you've ever heard?

Elkiva.

 

[Fxc]

had to look for this one, and man is it terrible:

knock knock
who's there?
inter
inter who?
internet not interwho

*raging applause*

 

[Elkiva]

That my friend...
Was rather bad.

10/10 ^^

 

[Khaos]

Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Nobel.
-Nobel who?
-Nobel so I'll knock.

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Doris.
-Doris who?
-Doris locked. That's why I'm knocking.

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Cargo.
-Cargo who?
-NO, car go beep beep.

Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Ach.
-Ach who?
-Haha, I made you sneeze.

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Theodore.
-Theodore who?
-Theodore is not open.

-Will you remember me in an hour?
-Yes.
-Will you remember me in a day?
-Yes.
-Will you remember me in a week?
-Yes.
-Will you remember me in a month?
-Yes.
-Will you remember me in a year?
-Yes.
-I think you won't.
-Yes, I will.
-Knock, knock!
-Who's there?
-See? You've forgotten me already!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
What are you, some kind of bird clock?

Thats all I can think off right now

 

[Elkiva]

Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Nobel.
-Nobel who?
-Nobel so I'll knock.

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Doris.
-Doris who?
-Doris locked. That's why I'm knocking.

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Cargo.
-Cargo who?
-NO, car go beep beep.

Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Ach.
-Ach who?
-Haha, I made you sneeze.

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Theodore.
-Theodore who?
-Theodore is not open.

-Will you remember me in an hour?
-Yes.
-Will you remember me in a day?
-Yes.
-Will you remember me in a week?
-Yes.
-Will you remember me in a month?
-Yes.
-Will you remember me in a year?
-Yes.
-I think you won't.
-Yes, I will.
-Knock, knock!
-Who's there?
-See? You've forgotten me already!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
What are you, some kind of bird clock?

Thats all I can think off right now

Oh...
My...
Lord...

Some of the jokes you said where rather good after...DAMNNNNN!

11/10

 

[Khaos]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

 

[Khaos]

Just realized you were asking for bad knock knock jokes the ones I posted can be considered bad as they are pretty stupid but at the same time there clever and there the reason why I enjoy them.......