F2P's Anonymous

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This is a thread where people can make peace with their f2p disorders.

ill start . Hi everyone I'm bend and i have BIS-lexia. at times I have a hard time being in bgs when I don't have bis gear in some hipster gear set but j have come to peace with my disorder and ...............am currently grinding Black Widow Band - Item - World of Warcraft sigh there is no hope .

i will make a glossary of any new disorders discovered in order to raise awareness for these awefull burdens .
 
Snowjobs said:
am currently grinding Black Widow Band - Item - World of Warcraft sigh there is no hope.
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Bend, I have to say this, because a lot of people miss it: you're aware that BWB is -5(minus five) stam right? That means once you put it on, the actual stat change from your bis ring set is really -5stam +2int (over GP) or -5stam +1int (over argas). I'm 99% certain you saw the (-) sign in front of the 5, but just had to say this to be safe.

Having said that.... swag.
 
Sunwatcher said:
Bend, I have to say this, because a lot of people miss it: you're aware that BWB is -5(minus five) stam right? That means once you put it on, the actual stat change from your bis ring set is really -5stam +2int (over GP) or -5stam +1int (over argas). I'm 99% certain you saw the (-) sign in front of the 5, but just had to say this to be safe.

Having said that.... swag.
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screw stam its damage time.
 
My name is Klinda and recently, I was violently and sadistically raped by a 24 shadow priest.

I was minding my own business inside the gulch, having a nice picnic with myself, then suddenly, he slowly approached me. I thought he wanted to join me, my happiness turned into sorrow as he started to cast mind blast and then devouring plague. It was over as quickly as it began...

I thought he was my friend...I thought...

I don't want to talk about it anymore, I...

/Breaks down crying
 
Klinda said:
My name is Klinda and recently, I was violently and sadistically raped by a 24 shadow priest.

I was minding my own business inside the gulch, having a nice picnic with myself, then suddenly, he slowly approached me. I thought he wanted to join me, my happiness turned into sorrow as he started to cast mind blast and then devouring plague. It was over as quickly as it began...

I thought he was my friend...I thought...

I don't want to talk about it anymore, I...

/Breaks down crying
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though picnics are often a happy place the are often the sight of aweful things like you experienced. just remember you are still a beautiful trial and nobody can take that away from u ! <3
 
Sunwatcher said:
Bend, I have to say this, because a lot of people miss it: you're aware that BWB is -5(minus five) stam right? That means once you put it on, the actual stat change from your bis ring set is really -5stam +2int (over GP) or -5stam +1int (over argas). I'm 99% certain you saw the (-) sign in front of the 5, but just had to say this to be safe.

Having said that.... swag.
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I just woke up and didn't notice (also just almost dumped coffee grounds into my cup instead of the coffee maker . . . and 'liked' Geo's response instead of yours). So, thanks for making it seem less desirable.
 
Sunwatcher said:
Bend, I have to say this, because a lot of people miss it: you're aware that BWB is -5(minus five) stam right? That means once you put it on, the actual stat change from your bis ring set is really -5stam +2int (over GP) or -5stam +1int (over argas). I'm 99% certain you saw the (-) sign in front of the 5, but just had to say this to be safe.

Having said that.... swag.
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It ain't "glass cannon" without the "glass".
 
Hello Bend, Hello Klinda,

My name is Sevenslacks.... and I am a rare addict...

I started using rare items on my Warrior when I got dealt Stormbringer Belt, also known as the gateway belt..

Im not proud of what followed... I sped my way to shooting up random rare mobs for their dope items (sorry Creepthess, other rares will not be named to protect their identities).

I then got into some trouble with some Axid problems, it didnt matter if they where they toke two hands or one,I couldn't stop using till I Was Broke on bag space.

I came upon some bling along the way and was able to pay off my debts before getting bit by overflowing bags.


It may be hard... but I am shaking the habit and believe I am maki.... well, maybe just one more rare cut wont be so bad.
 
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Hi Bend, Hi Klinda, Hi Slacks. My name is Bigdip.

I suffer from Encopresis Capatitis. When I capture the flag in WSG, I involuntarily poop a little.

I tried making a hunturd so I wouldn’t have to cap the flag anymore, but now every time I return the flag, I poop a little.

I’m afraid this disorder is developing into another disorder, Schizopharmia. So now the only way I can play wow is to ignore all objectives and only farm people; or else I will shit myself.

Can someone else suffering from this disease please help (I know you’re out there)?

I don’t know how to cope without being an asshole.
 
Hi Bend, hi Klinda, hi Slacks, hi Bigdip, my name is Gulbon, or as BWL knows me, Bellybutton.

I suffer from Asfarmers Syndrome, a syndrome where you must kill enemy GY farmers at all cost, even if you aren't being farmed yourself. Whenever I see a graveyard farmer killing my team, I go crazy at the fact they're ruining the fun for my team.

I am ashamed of my disorder, as it costs me games big time.

I also suffer from 'IneedtobeBiS Ohmergawdus Syndrome', also known as being a procrastinator. I say to myself that I'll be BiS at all costs, and I don't even try. Been stuck at trying to get my third BoA, saying I'd give it my all, only to skip DMFs, cTas, even though I have full knowledge it's happening. I am ashamed of this as well.

It is hard, and I wish to shake these habits, right after I kill this god damn 24 prot warrior GY farmer.
 
Hello everyone, I'm Kearbear. This is undiagnosed, but I've always suspected that I suffer from Anger at Midfarming Horde Disorder, or AMHD (see also, AMAD).

This condition is usually triggered inside bgs, although occasionally just mentioning this disgraceful (sorry) activity is enough to set it off. I'll be cheerfully playing battlegrounds when I see the dots of my team clustered in mid and BOOM.... well,... it's not pretty.

I've tried all the suggested remedies: "chillax," "it's only a game," premading, but nothing seems to work. I just keep injuring friends and teammates with my harsh language (although if you ask me, this wouldn't be a problem if they'd just get the @#$% out of mid and kill the @%$#&#! EFC).
 
Afternoon everybody, i'm Gexceour and i suff er from shieldslam idis, its a common fear, that consist of you fearing that half of your life will be gone from s simple slam of a shield, causes are protection warriors
 
Hi Bend, hi Klinda, hi Slacks, hi Bigdip, hi Gulbon, my name is footman.

I'm an altaholic...
My disease causes me to reroll a new character just as I start to get decently geared on the previous one.....
This disease is extremely debilitating as it means I am never, ever, ever able to enjoy the benefits of playing a properly geared character in the battlegrounds.
I currently have 2 horde warlocks and am in the process of leveling and gearing an alliance one.
2 arms warriors and 1 prot warrior
2 feral druids, 1 balance druid and 1 resto druid
2 enhancement shamans, 2 elemental shamans and 1 retired enhancement shaman from the great pre MoP enhance nerf.
1 holy paladin, 1 ret paladin and 1 prot paladin
2 hunters
1 Priest and currently leveling and gearing an Alliance one also
and 1 rogue
I'm not even joking, my subconscious is telling me to make 1 of every class on both factions, and have a few extras remade on PvP realms to make up for the AP characters....

I feel like a hamster on a never ending grinding wheel.
Do you know how long the Darkmoon Faire daily quests take on this many characters!!!

Help me....
 
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