I want a pet ninja turtle!

[Elkiva]

Guys, can someone please get me a pet ninja turtle! D:

 

[Nakedplumber]

Theyre illegal in the US

 

[Elkiva]

That's a shame D:

 

[Garrett]

Feeling random?

 

[Elkiva]

Indeed I am! Would be awesome though

 

[Bofir]

Get a normal turtle and dress it up as a ninja, ez.

 

[Zulkís]

Get a normal turtle and dress it up as a ninja, ez.

Or just feed it on Deviate Delights

 

[Bofir]

Cross a ninja and a turtle in some sort of a machine, and there you go.

 

[Elkiva]

Cross a ninja and a turtle in some sort of a machine, and there you go.

Transformer ninja turtle? D: