This is a story

[Shearmonster]

So ive been told i have a big ego, and that i suck and that i suck and this is my lifeswork PS I'M A SWEATY NERD <3


TO THE LOSERS WHO HAVE NOT SEEN THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR, THIS MAKES IT MAKE SENCE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became rank one of StormscaleAIRr

In west Durotar born and raised
On twinkinfo was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out trollin' rollin' all cool
And all farmin some fotm outside of the school
When a couple of prots
Who were up to no good
Startin playing prot disc in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the prot got scared
it said 'You're playing fotm' with your mage in the air'

I begged and pleaded with it day after day
But it packed my suite case and send me on my way
it gave me a kiss and then it gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well fotm it'.

Rank One Class, yo this is bad
Farming Prot pala juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Stormscale Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear prots are prissy, wine about mage andl that
Is Stormscale the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Rank One of Stormscale

Well, the Zeppelin landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a prot standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get harsh worded
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, invised in the air

I whistled for a mount and when it came near
The license plate said fotm and it had a prot in the mirror
If anything I can say this mount is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Lets farm Stormscaleairer'

I pulled up to the Lag about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the sevents 'yo bitches queue some threes'
I looked at my realm
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as Rank One in Stormscaleair


I WANT ONLY NEGATIVE FEEDBACK

 

[Meat]

When I needed a partner were you there, were you there?
When I needed a partner were you there?


And the class and the player and the gear won't matter, Were you there?


I was raring and ready, were you there, were you there?
I was raring and ready, were you there? Chorus


I was bored, I was online, were you there, were you there?
I was bored, I was online, were you there? Chorus


When I needed the arena were you there, were you there?
When I needed the arena were you there? Chorus


When I needed a healer were you there, were you there?
When I needed a healer were you there? Chorus


Wherever you travel I'll be there, I'll be there,
Wherever you travel I'll be there.
And the class and the player and the gear won't matter, I'll be there.

 

[Meat]

ps. Kickaszx rank 1

 

[Shearmonster]

yes your Meat 2 Video says "current rank 1 in 2s"

so this is true

 

[Shearmonster]

i need to re-roll an easier fotm so i go far kid!!

seewhatididthere

 

[Manaki]

:3.

 

[Manaki]

Reported post for harassment of specific comp.

 

[Vapriest]

Rofl, when i first read this post i just presumed you wrote out the original lyrics after reading the first few lines, but that was pretty decent

Maybeh you should make a video with your lyrics on top! ^^^^

 

[Shearmonster]

after i queue we get a few queues fast, then we beat the high teams queuing and then after 30mins there are 0 queues, i can produce good stuff between 10min queue times!


maybe you might get your wish, my singing is amazing. and my rap... well you might just love it