Edwaaardo
Legend
If you've ever thought, "How does Edwaaardo top all meters in every raid and still be such a beautiful genius?" or just don't know what a fifty raid is like, this is your ticket. This is a sacred set of steps I follow before, during and after every raid to mentally prepare and do the amazing things I do.
Preliminary Step: Find a class with one viable spec. Roll one of the other two.
Step One: Show up an hour early. Bug other members online about helping you gear. Spend the hour not gearing.
Step Two: Listen to Atb or Araabmuzik on repeat for at least one hour prior to the raid.
Step Three: Refuse to help summon. Do it anyway.
Step Four: Make fun of Thelse's accent. Repeat this step throughout the raid.
Step Five: Pull the first pack of mobs once several people have entered the raid instance. Say "Galliswag" the whole time.
Step Six: Constantly say your class is OP in raid chat, even though you picked the least viable spec before step one.
Step Seven: Play rasta music in vent. Keep it going throughout the entire raid.
Step Eight: After every wipe, say "brb pop tarts".
Step Nine: Actually get pop tarts. It's like a drinking game, except you'll probably get diabetes.
Step Ten: Set your talk key in vent to left shift. Also include left shift in most of your key bindings. If you have to spam one of these spells, breath as loud as you can into the mic.
Step Eleven(Optional): If priest, levitate random raid members.
Step Twelve: Only take boss kill screenshots if told. Screenshot little things during the raid.
Step Thirteen: If you have a piece of gear with a light, find glitches in the floor where it shines obnoxiously.
Step Fourteen: Refuse to post screenshots after the raid. Post them anyway.
Preliminary Step: Find a class with one viable spec. Roll one of the other two.
Step One: Show up an hour early. Bug other members online about helping you gear. Spend the hour not gearing.
Step Two: Listen to Atb or Araabmuzik on repeat for at least one hour prior to the raid.
Step Three: Refuse to help summon. Do it anyway.
Step Four: Make fun of Thelse's accent. Repeat this step throughout the raid.
Step Five: Pull the first pack of mobs once several people have entered the raid instance. Say "Galliswag" the whole time.
Step Six: Constantly say your class is OP in raid chat, even though you picked the least viable spec before step one.
Step Seven: Play rasta music in vent. Keep it going throughout the entire raid.
Step Eight: After every wipe, say "brb pop tarts".
Step Nine: Actually get pop tarts. It's like a drinking game, except you'll probably get diabetes.
Step Ten: Set your talk key in vent to left shift. Also include left shift in most of your key bindings. If you have to spam one of these spells, breath as loud as you can into the mic.
Step Eleven(Optional): If priest, levitate random raid members.
Step Twelve: Only take boss kill screenshots if told. Screenshot little things during the raid.
Step Thirteen: If you have a piece of gear with a light, find glitches in the floor where it shines obnoxiously.
Step Fourteen: Refuse to post screenshots after the raid. Post them anyway.
