<DERP SQUAD> Sylvanas Alliance - Now Recruiting Sick Players

Mute said:
Hi Guys

<DERP SQUAD> was founded by Myself and Fotmstomper on Sylvanas Alliance very recently, Our original intention was to keep it a private guild but after a discussion felt we could open recruitment to those who still want to play Alliance and offer them a promising place to go.

Ambitions as a guild:

Our ambitions are very very simple really, we would like a decent community of like minded players with set focus on arena and preferably those dedicated for RBG's, It'd be fantastic to have a weekly playing RBG team up to try and bring back some activity to that area of the bracket again as i know alot of people do miss it.

Requirements to join:

While this may seem very simple it is however being kept very strict, To join the guild you do not need a specific achievement, as we know many many people have recently made use of the mmr exploit and have disgustingly high achievements with zero legitimacy, So to join us we need to be aware that you're a decent player ,This will be based solely on our own experience of the bracket, and word of those we trust, there is no shortcuts to getting in the guild, if you're a well renowned douchebag, you're not getting in period.

And that about wraps it up folks, like stated earlier, really not much to be said, we just have intention to have a decent and strong community while playing with only people who get along, we have a zero tolerance policy on flaming / abuse to others in the guild and we don't care who you are or how high rated you've been, if you do it, you get kicked, simple.

Thanks for reading, i hope a few people are interested in joining, it's a great realm with a solid auction house and a good community in general while remaining high population, it is not over-crowded and the balance between horde and alliance is very good, 60-40 i believe in favor of alliance, So world PVP may be possible at times!

All the best - Synced and Fotmstomper
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I don't wish to turn this post into a flame, however this is possibly the WORST level 70 twink guild advertisement I have ever seen posted on TI.

I must admit you started off well, this being polite on my behalf...

You put your guild forward as being equal to previous twinking guilds such as RNG Gaming/Skey Gaming and others before those, by talking about there are no shortcuts to getting into your guild, as though you're rank 1 and it would be a privilege to be amongst your ranks.

You also mention the recent MMR exploits, maybe you should have partook in these exploits before setting up a guild, as you're 70 arena matches played and still not having achieved 1550 arena achievement is bad news, even more so for you're co-founder who has 170 matches played, who also doesn't have this achievement...which doesn't make you out to look like a very strong set of guild leaders already, even more so considering you mention leading RBG's and your thread reads..Now recruiting 'sick players'...however you are not one yourself?

I apologise for being so controversial towards your advertisement, however i do suggest you change your attitude and also your advertisement and think about coming across more friendly and also a more competent player/leader, as your guild WILL die if you don't.

I don't advise many hastily moving to this guild at this moment in time, especially not if you are looking for experienced arena partners or RBG's.

Best of look with your guild, and i hope you take this advice constructively. One Love <3
 
Healzrus I do believe you have no clue who the founders of the guild are. You are very quick to judge and I am sure these players more than adequate to state that the guild has potential to be the best alliance 70 guild EU as there are not big alliance ones to my knowledge.
 
Manaki said:
Healzrus I do believe you have no clue who the founders of the guild are. You are very quick to judge and I am sure these players more than adequate to state that the guild has potential to be the best alliance 70 guild EU as there are not big alliance ones to my knowledge.
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The way you speak... This is what is ruining this bracket. You might not speak this way to be one anoying fuck, but seriously, do you have to sound so godlike?

I am not only talking about this post by you Manaki, but I was just wondering if anyone else can feel me one this shit.

What happend to laid back bracket and karma?
 
Lingx said:
The way you speak... This is what is ruining this bracket. You might not speak this way to be one anoying fuck, but seriously, do you have to sound so godlike?

I am not only talking about this post by you Manaki, but I was just wondering if anyone else can feel me one this shit.

What happend to laid back bracket and karma?
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I don't know if it's just me..
 
Lingx said:
I don't know if it's just me..
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I don't actually know what you are trying to say.? If you read that essay by healzer my response is purely stating he has no clue who/what he is talking about, and how the guild has potential to do very well for alliance 70 twinks.
 
Manaki said:
I don't actually know what you are trying to say.? If you read that essay by healzer my response is purely stating he has no clue who/what he is talking about, and how the guild has potential to do very well for alliance 70 twinks.
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It's your attitude saying it bro
 
Came back from the gym, read my thread.

well this escalated quickly.

And lol never been 1550, ok brah, check the toons ding date... however i will satisfy you and play to 1550 next time my partner logs on, maybe i can even advance to the massive rating of 1750, anythings possible -,-

Serious face on, please only post in this thread if you're interested in joining the guild, if not, it's read only.
 
Hello Mute, is it possible for me to join im 1800 on mage new in the bracket, but been following it for a long time!

PS on Topic, who are the big names that are joining the guild?
 
1. No i go to the gym because i like being in a room filled with sweaty men.
2. Only if you admit you're forever #2 ;)
3. Roid rage, ohwait.
 
My comment was not intended as a flame as i stated, I was simply insinuating how could improve your advertisement, I know both yourself and co-founder have other twinks, however others do not necessarily know this, this being what i was subtlety pointing out, if you stated who you are and what you plan on doing in more of a positive attitude then more people would be interested rather than fronting your guild with your 1500 spriest with an poor attitude, your response to this being poor towards yourself and your guild, if you look at other previous guild advertisements over the years, they are all formal and well put forward, yours is just giving your opinion and getting too much to the point which is off putting to new players...you have the potential to be a good alliance guild as previous said on this thread, but your attitude is ruining that for you...Hope you take this advice as you will get people more interested if you front your guild with the knowledge that you are a competent player and know what you're doing amongst the bracket. One Love <3
 
I really do not understand what's wrong with my advert, it's simple, to the point, and the people who want / need to read it will, i don't need to do a massive dramatic write up to recruit people to the guild, it just needs to be basic, people need to know they're joining a (hopefully) top alliance pvp guild, with solid leadership and many old names from the bracket incoming.. with intent to have RBG's.

On a side note, i don't mind competition, but please remove the link to the other guild from my thread, i don't need "examples" of a good guild advert, i need you to contact me if you're interested in becoming a part of our team, or leave.. it's very very simple. Thank you for trying to give constructive criticism, i have read and taken into account what you said, but it's just not required.
 
Healzrus said:
My comment was not intended as a flame as i stated, I was simply insinuating how could improve your advertisement, I know both yourself and co-founder have other twinks, however others do not necessarily know this, this being what i was subtlety pointing out, if you stated who you are and what you plan on doing in more of a positive attitude then more people would be interested rather than fronting your guild with your 1500 spriest with an poor attitude, your response to this being poor towards yourself and your guild, if you look at other previous guild advertisements over the years, they are all formal and well put forward, yours is just giving your opinion and getting too much to the point which is off putting to new players...you have the potential to be a good alliance guild as previous said on this thread, but your attitude is ruining that for you...Hope you take this advice as you will get people more interested if you front your guild with the knowledge that you are a competent player and know what you're doing amongst the bracket. One Love <3
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TL;DR you wrong and shit
 
@ Healzrus

To be quite honest.. I think your incredibly rude for being such a random faggot. Posting other guild advertisements in someone elses guild recruitement is just retarded and out of order.

So there it was thinking of who Healzrus could possibly be. Since the name doesn't ring any bells and is trying to be a spin off of a childrens toy store which just makes you look like a a 8 year old downs child, so i armoried the name Healzrus and nothing came about apart from a post about being in Sponzorusa's rbg team... At this moment not a single fuck was given about who you may be. But from the posts you've posted in this thread, I think everyones came to the conclusion that your just some die hard dog trying to get attention posting shit that I think only you seem to care about.
tip: next time keep your opinions to yourself before you end up looking like even more of a spastic.
Irony - > My comment was not intended as flame as i stated. But you seem childish with that name and kind of tryhard about what other people say.
 
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