guys, how do you feel about monkeys in YOUR closet ?

[Snowjobs]

i talked to this boy that lives in the room outside my closet trying to explain how stinky his shoes were and to ask him to not just throw all of his shit in the closet when he is asked to clean his room.

he returned with " Holy shit theres a monkey in my closet".

I work my ass off to keep my living space clean every day, yes, every single day. Sometimes i do things i think are awesome in order to keep this closet clean.

but somehow, there is this human attitude i am experiencing:

a, freaking out when ever i try to explain how i have feelings too.

b, humans don't appreciate how i keep their closet clean.

I really don't understand. I am always happy to see a human who keeps their closet clean because all i care about is keeping my closet clean , why don't humans appreciate me?

edit: [us] + [eu] (can't be racist)

 

[verh]

I like the clapping monkeys.

 

[Yde]

While I don't live with a monkey, I cohabit peacefully with all entities living in my closets, cupboards and wardrobes.

I don't always keep them orderly but I make sure not to throw anything smelly in there. Excluding the occasional smelly camembert in the fridge. No-one seems to mind.

On Sundays we all have dinner together. The snakes that live above the sock and underwear drawer eat the mice from the freezer. The mice don't complain because they get to thaw in the microwave, which is a pleasant change from the freezer, I'm assured.

 

[Garrett]

Maybe it's time to add a spam subsection in this F2P forum.

 

[Kearbear]

Can't stand monkeys. Nosy like raccoons but they can open and get into more stuff.

@Yde: snakes I could deal with, they don't open much of anything.

 

[Yde]

Can't stand monkeys. Nosy like raccoons but they can open and get into more stuff.

@Yde: snakes I could deal with, they don't open much of anything.

No opening of things at all, and also very quiet roommates. And the mice are very quiet too, being dead.
But the dogs do open doors and forget to close them, and the cats make you open the door for them.

Little druids with mind control symbiosis, I swear.

 

[hairy]

<3 .

 

[Snowjobs]

personally i find monkeys to be annoying as well. When ever you try to speak to them with logic they just get flustered and fling poo everywhere.

edit: gramarz

 

[Swoops]

For some reason, humans don't equate poop with being clean.

Some things get lost in translation, I guess :/

Family Guy - Evil Monkey - YouTube

Hope you recover ok, I guess that video explains why I haven't seen you in the gulch for a bit

 

[Oniyui]

Actually, I cleaned out my closet and turned it into a hobby arboretum to keep moths in. Just not a fan of cleaning up monkeystun every day.

 

[Srs]

No monkeys in my closet — too many skeletons in there.