Earlwing
Sheriff Earl
I'm going to compile a list of reasons to reroll alliance toons! Love, your Friendly Neighborhood Paladin.
Reasons to Roll Alliance:
1: Alliance queue times are better than they were in cata, averaging 3-5 minutes for wsg.
2: Games are more competitive when you aren't carried by 24s.
3: I'll carry you.
4: Alliance races (not counting worgen) have much better posture. Bad posture can lead to back pain, later on in life.
5: Ole rolled alliance
6: I'll carry you hard.
7: Orgrimmar is poorly laid out, as if it were designed by primal green aliens or something.
8: Alliance players only need one eye to win. Obviously more impressive.
9: Human racials are too stronk
10: I'll carry you harder.
If you disagree with any of these, please let me know so that I can tell you that you're wrong. Love, Earl.
Reasons to Roll Alliance:
1: Alliance queue times are better than they were in cata, averaging 3-5 minutes for wsg.
2: Games are more competitive when you aren't carried by 24s.
3: I'll carry you.
4: Alliance races (not counting worgen) have much better posture. Bad posture can lead to back pain, later on in life.
5: Ole rolled alliance
6: I'll carry you hard.
7: Orgrimmar is poorly laid out, as if it were designed by primal green aliens or something.
8: Alliance players only need one eye to win. Obviously more impressive.
9: Human racials are too stronk
10: I'll carry you harder.
If you disagree with any of these, please let me know so that I can tell you that you're wrong. Love, Earl.