maelstwom
Legend
The prophets have foretold my fate. The following week, I am to have my wisdom teeth removed. For the days after this tragic event, I am to be induced with heavy pain killers; this will help my bear both the physical and emotional turmoil of having been stripped of my wisest of teeth. With a likely distorted face (swelling), children will undoubtedly run in freight (into oncoming traffic). Adults over the age of seventy will perish within a fifty foot radius of me. I'll be such a nuisance to society that mayhem (*winks at Mocha*) will ensue us all. The psychological effects of such madness will revert us back (as a species) to pure primal instincts. We will become one with the forest once again. Looking back, we refer to the present as "The Age of Science", or "The Age of Reason".
Now, the prophets have suggested that I stay out of reach of others. That I keep my hideous form and warped ideals concealed. That in fear that the sun catches sight of me, I may corrupt it, so to avoid it at all costs. Now, I personally would like to venture back into "The Age of Nature", but their words were coated with a layer of doom, so....it looks like i'm staying inside for a bit.
I thought to myself, "what kind of activity could I perform in such condition. Where does the sun not reach, where could I hide this hideous form (in both the physical and personal sense), where does time stand still." Then it came to me, 19 Twinks!
Yes, how could I have forgotten! Too many moons has it been. I am looking to come back for three to five days. A hardened Maelstrom, strengthened and calmed by time. One with the Gulch, one with the Universe, one with the Twinks. World of Warcraft is a seductive mistress, and I have been lured in again. I mean to just get a taste of her, and be on my way. But man's resolve (even the mightiest of priests) is weak in the face of such an alluring object, so I wonder. Now, I really do intend to just come back for those few days, so making a new nineteen (having deleted mine) isn't an option. Therefore, I am looking to play someones priest.
For humanities sake, someone must do this for me. Gender, race, realm, continent (though i'd prefer US Bleeding Hollow) it matters not. All that I really am asking for is a well geared priest that I can change the binds of (for humanities sake, not mine). If this request isn't fulfilled, I hope you're all familiar with climbing trees. The prophets last words were "May a light shine through this veil of shadow, and guide us to the Great One". Someone, please...for the sake of us all, shine through!
Sorry, I was in a silly (marijuana induced) mood. But the request is real. I'm probably going to be inside, and exceptionally out of it because of the painkillers. So, I'd like to test a 19 priest out a bit, and see if it helps pass the time. So, any offers would be awesome. I hope you all enjoyed the eccentric sounding post. Twinkinfo seems pretty boring these days, so I took a few hits, and was like "oh fuck it, why not".
Now, the prophets have suggested that I stay out of reach of others. That I keep my hideous form and warped ideals concealed. That in fear that the sun catches sight of me, I may corrupt it, so to avoid it at all costs. Now, I personally would like to venture back into "The Age of Nature", but their words were coated with a layer of doom, so....it looks like i'm staying inside for a bit.
I thought to myself, "what kind of activity could I perform in such condition. Where does the sun not reach, where could I hide this hideous form (in both the physical and personal sense), where does time stand still." Then it came to me, 19 Twinks!
Yes, how could I have forgotten! Too many moons has it been. I am looking to come back for three to five days. A hardened Maelstrom, strengthened and calmed by time. One with the Gulch, one with the Universe, one with the Twinks. World of Warcraft is a seductive mistress, and I have been lured in again. I mean to just get a taste of her, and be on my way. But man's resolve (even the mightiest of priests) is weak in the face of such an alluring object, so I wonder. Now, I really do intend to just come back for those few days, so making a new nineteen (having deleted mine) isn't an option. Therefore, I am looking to play someones priest.
For humanities sake, someone must do this for me. Gender, race, realm, continent (though i'd prefer US Bleeding Hollow) it matters not. All that I really am asking for is a well geared priest that I can change the binds of (for humanities sake, not mine). If this request isn't fulfilled, I hope you're all familiar with climbing trees. The prophets last words were "May a light shine through this veil of shadow, and guide us to the Great One". Someone, please...for the sake of us all, shine through!
Sorry, I was in a silly (marijuana induced) mood. But the request is real. I'm probably going to be inside, and exceptionally out of it because of the painkillers. So, I'd like to test a 19 priest out a bit, and see if it helps pass the time. So, any offers would be awesome. I hope you all enjoyed the eccentric sounding post. Twinkinfo seems pretty boring these days, so I took a few hits, and was like "oh fuck it, why not".
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