so do mods even read this bracket?

we've played 3 games with the DK, our spriest had to drop out last minute. hella dissapoint i know :/
 
you over extended, not the DK's fault xddddd
 
the goal of that overextend was to kick the mage's evo from the top without falling, the second i fell off, it was game over. if i didnt fall, i would have kicked the evo, then stepped back to the priest and gouged the MC.

i could wish alot of things... like not playing RMP first seed. :p
 
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yeah so basically this hot babe called tiffany ran into my house so I picked her up with my manly arms and put her on my bed where I fucked her till my meat fell off but then I accidentally impregnated her with my macho sperm so she had a baby which we called floyd but then I couldn't handle the pressure of fatherhood so I bought a mini cooper and drove off to iceland but then her father found me and coz he's fuckin rich he came in his lear jet and airlifted me back to the uk so then I had to go live with tiffany but I forgot we had a baby so I accidentally left it alone in a bin but it was okay because tiffany remembered and took it back to the nursery room; I then drove to pc world in my awesome mini cooper and bought a computer and the assistant recommended an alienware laptop but I said get away from me you rat dell is shit so I bought a sexy custom built PC and took it home and then went onto amazon.co.uk and started browsing for peripherals whereupon I ordered a razer naga because I heard it was good and then I found this nerdyfuck game called world of warcraft but I bought it anyway to distract me from the pain and anguish of my real life and when I started it it asked me what class to play and I looked at what was good and someone said hunter was easy to play and had a pet so I thought that's pretty cool and made a hunter but what they didn't tell me was that hunters are absolute dogcrap at level seventy which is the only level I wanted to play but it was ok because I made a female dwarf because thats what I hoped my baby floyd would grow into but unfortunately he ended up in an asylum but more to the point I then began taking steroids to build up my manly frame but unfortunately it shrivelled my meat so I had to go to the doctor but it was a lady so I banged her instead till my meat was sore and then eloped off to paraguay where tiffany would never find me and we lived with a tribe of natives but little did we know they were actually intending to kill us and on the 3rd night of a full moon they tied us up and began to cook us because they heard that white flesh tastes like chicken and we thought we were going to die but it was ok because using my abilities I had become familiar with from WoW I called a giant black lion out from the rainforest who mangled every motherfucking native in a 30 mile radius and I then tamed the lion and called it harry and we rode it back to washington DC but unfortunately tiffany's father had caught drift of what happened so he was waiting there to catch us and he took me and put me in a house with all the doors locked and no windows and I would stay there until I died but there was a computer so I loaded up WoW and made another hunter and called it Meat and it was terrible

ROLL HUNTER
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
 
Meat said:
yeah so basically this hot babe called tiffany ran into my house so I picked her up with my manly arms and put her on my bed where I fucked her till my meat fell off but then I accidentally impregnated her with my macho sperm so she had a baby which we called floyd but then I couldn't handle the pressure of fatherhood so I bought a mini cooper and drove off to iceland but then her father found me and coz he's fuckin rich he came in his lear jet and airlifted me back to the uk so then I had to go live with tiffany but I forgot we had a baby so I accidentally left it alone in a bin but it was okay because tiffany remembered and took it back to the nursery room; I then drove to pc world in my awesome mini cooper and bought a computer and the assistant recommended an alienware laptop but I said get away from me you rat dell is shit so I bought a sexy custom built PC and took it home and then went onto amazon.co.uk and started browsing for peripherals whereupon I ordered a razer naga because I heard it was good and then I found this nerdyfuck game called world of warcraft but I bought it anyway to distract me from the pain and anguish of my real life and when I started it it asked me what class to play and I looked at what was good and someone said hunter was easy to play and had a pet so I thought that's pretty cool and made a hunter but what they didn't tell me was that hunters are absolute dogcrap at level seventy which is the only level I wanted to play but it was ok because I made a female dwarf because thats what I hoped my baby floyd would grow into but unfortunately he ended up in an asylum but more to the point I then began taking steroids to build up my manly frame but unfortunately it shrivelled my meat so I had to go to the doctor but it was a lady so I banged her instead till my meat was sore and then eloped off to paraguay where tiffany would never find me and we lived with a tribe of natives but little did we know they were actually intending to kill us and on the 3rd night of a full moon they tied us up and began to cook us because they heard that white flesh tastes like chicken and we thought we were going to die but it was ok because using my abilities I had become familiar with from WoW I called a giant black lion out from the rainforest who mangled every motherfucking native in a 30 mile radius and I then tamed the lion and called it harry and we rode it back to washington DC but unfortunately tiffany's father had caught drift of what happened so he was waiting there to catch us and he took me and put me in a house with all the doors locked and no windows and I would stay there until I died but there was a computer so I loaded up WoW and made another hunter and called it Meat and it was terrible

ROLL HUNTER
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
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tl;dr >:
meat<3
 
Meat said:
yeah so basically this hot babe called tiffany ran into my house so I picked her up with my manly arms and put her on my bed where I fucked her till my meat fell off but then I accidentally impregnated her with my macho sperm so she had a baby which we called floyd but then I couldn't handle the pressure of fatherhood so I bought a mini cooper and drove off to iceland but then her father found me and coz he's fuckin rich he came in his lear jet and airlifted me back to the uk so then I had to go live with tiffany but I forgot we had a baby so I accidentally left it alone in a bin but it was okay because tiffany remembered and took it back to the nursery room; I then drove to pc world in my awesome mini cooper and bought a computer and the assistant recommended an alienware laptop but I said get away from me you rat dell is shit so I bought a sexy custom built PC and took it home and then went onto amazon.co.uk and started browsing for peripherals whereupon I ordered a razer naga because I heard it was good and then I found this nerdyfuck game called world of warcraft but I bought it anyway to distract me from the pain and anguish of my real life and when I started it it asked me what class to play and I looked at what was good and someone said hunter was easy to play and had a pet so I thought that's pretty cool and made a hunter but what they didn't tell me was that hunters are absolute dogcrap at level seventy which is the only level I wanted to play but it was ok because I made a female dwarf because thats what I hoped my baby floyd would grow into but unfortunately he ended up in an asylum but more to the point I then began taking steroids to build up my manly frame but unfortunately it shrivelled my meat so I had to go to the doctor but it was a lady so I banged her instead till my meat was sore and then eloped off to paraguay where tiffany would never find me and we lived with a tribe of natives but little did we know they were actually intending to kill us and on the 3rd night of a full moon they tied us up and began to cook us because they heard that white flesh tastes like chicken and we thought we were going to die but it was ok because using my abilities I had become familiar with from WoW I called a giant black lion out from the rainforest who mangled every motherfucking native in a 30 mile radius and I then tamed the lion and called it harry and we rode it back to washington DC but unfortunately tiffany's father had caught drift of what happened so he was waiting there to catch us and he took me and put me in a house with all the doors locked and no windows and I would stay there until I died but there was a computer so I loaded up WoW and made another hunter and called it Meat and it was terrible

ROLL HUNTER
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
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Best story EU. Roflqtpiexlol, or some shit.
 
Meat said:
yeah so basically this hot babe called tiffany ran into my house so I picked her up with my manly arms and put her on my bed where I fucked her till my meat fell off but then I accidentally impregnated her with my macho sperm so she had a baby which we called floyd but then I couldn't handle the pressure of fatherhood so I bought a mini cooper and drove off to iceland but then her father found me and coz he's fuckin rich he came in his lear jet and airlifted me back to the uk so then I had to go live with tiffany but I forgot we had a baby so I accidentally left it alone in a bin but it was okay because tiffany remembered and took it back to the nursery room; I then drove to pc world in my awesome mini cooper and bought a computer and the assistant recommended an alienware laptop but I said get away from me you rat dell is shit so I bought a sexy custom built PC and took it home and then went onto amazon.co.uk and started browsing for peripherals whereupon I ordered a razer naga because I heard it was good and then I found this nerdyfuck game called world of warcraft but I bought it anyway to distract me from the pain and anguish of my real life and when I started it it asked me what class to play and I looked at what was good and someone said hunter was easy to play and had a pet so I thought that's pretty cool and made a hunter but what they didn't tell me was that hunters are absolute dogcrap at level seventy which is the only level I wanted to play but it was ok because I made a female dwarf because thats what I hoped my baby floyd would grow into but unfortunately he ended up in an asylum but more to the point I then began taking steroids to build up my manly frame but unfortunately it shrivelled my meat so I had to go to the doctor but it was a lady so I banged her instead till my meat was sore and then eloped off to paraguay where tiffany would never find me and we lived with a tribe of natives but little did we know they were actually intending to kill us and on the 3rd night of a full moon they tied us up and began to cook us because they heard that white flesh tastes like chicken and we thought we were going to die but it was ok because using my abilities I had become familiar with from WoW I called a giant black lion out from the rainforest who mangled every motherfucking native in a 30 mile radius and I then tamed the lion and called it harry and we rode it back to washington DC but unfortunately tiffany's father had caught drift of what happened so he was waiting there to catch us and he took me and put me in a house with all the doors locked and no windows and I would stay there until I died but there was a computer so I loaded up WoW and made another hunter and called it Meat and it was terrible

ROLL HUNTER
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
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I love you meat. <3
 
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