MFW when I make an ally warrior to kill Felix

[Lecavalier]

When Ambien can't sleep, it takes him.

He once masturbated thinking about catching a Dezian Queenfish on a Saturday.

Paint watches him dry.

He is the most interesting Hunter in the world.

 

[Omgwtfsap]

cause he can group

 

[Shft]

hunter vs warrior is like a game of quake. Hunter always beats warrior, similar to how a new quake player would lose a 1v1 1000-0 to a pro

 

[Exalt]

Why wouldn't they be?

hows it taste?

 

[Bowwow]

I just wanna know why everyone is on this guys dick...

Play on AP and see.

The basics... BIS hunter with skill and a pet DK, he doesn't get his way he gets mad, likes his ignore button. I've never talked to him, just what I see in chat.

 

[potatoez]

I have read in BG chat recently ppl trashing him and telling that he acts as Prima Donna. Dunno, ppl may be jealous or smth or just telling the truth

 

[Evocate]

I'll be happy to give you 50 losses any time you want!

 

[Exalt]

my 2 year old sister can be a beast with a hunter -_______-

 

[Swaggasaurus]

Felix hasn't even posted in this thread yet...

 

[Shft]

Felix hasn't even posted in this thread yet...

Why would he?

 

[Ulfric]

Why would he?

^

I can't possible think of a thing he would say / a reason to post, other than 'come @ me' which we already covered ingame

 

[Infernal13]

I'm pretty convinced that Felix is some kind of mystical god now...

EDIT: Hey Ulfric, after you beat Felix, I want a shot at him with Cere.

 

[Wuts]

By pointless do you mean as pointless as 99% of your posts?

So true, I've never seen him make a post that wasn't complaining about something.

 

[verh]

1v1 , because of this I'll probably just make a montage 1v1ing the community acclaimed 'BiS of each Class' (on AP, UNLESS we can set up a BG meeting)

Note, ill probably lose 50 times and show my 1 win then walk away screamin H8ers gonna H8

Sounds like swifty

 

[Mialo]

You'll do exactly 200 dmg. The amount of ur Heroic Throw. Probably even less... No way Felix will ever lose against a Warrior.

 

[DubbsBegins]

nothing can beat a skilled hunter 1v1 in this patch in this bracket unless you are lvl 24. just a sad truth but good luck anyways youll need it pretty bad

ive seem couple of good hunters on many servers and factions so practice on them since Felix isnt the only good hunter

 

[Stamm]

You're trying to fight fire with oil here Ulfric....

BEST case scenario: you somehow get off a charge. bloodthirst/mortal strike and heroic strike both crit, as well as any white dmg critting. Thats about 900 dmg in the 1.5 sec stun. He disengages, so you pop heroic throw. Thats another 300 assuming its an insane crit. 900+300=1200. He conc shots you, and you trinket out of it heading after him since he has about 300 hp left. Scatter shot, run away, and he just keeps kiting you. It doesnt matter if you have a AGM, it doesnt protect from slows. Thats just about 5 sec worth of protection.

Good luck to you. For luck is what it will take.

 

[DubbsBegins]

well i guess what i can suggest is to roll a NE warrior for shadowmeld charge which will bring you much higher chance but still assuming that felix will have 2 scorpids or birds, that means 2 disarm and i am sure Felix has agm as well so...

 

[Skulky]

10g bounty on his head!

 

[suntimehappy]

i have no idea who this guy is, but if people start circlejerk threads about him id like to know who he is.

iv tried searching for his armory but can find no lvl 20 twinks or lvl 24 twinks under the name felix