Get Laid, Kid

I know this is a little deep, but this is the best place for this topic.
Obviously, in an online argument, one of a douche's favorite defensive maneuvers is to assume the offending party has never had sex. To me, this is a retarded tactic, and it really surprises me how many people are actually affected by it. If you ever look at a huge argument on Youtube that fills the whole comment section with "@blahblah Fuck you kid, @youtubekid Get a life", you'll notice that somewhere down the line one of the people is accused of being a virgin and 9 times out of 10 the accused will respond defensively, either saying they have definitely had sex (which may well be true), or accusing the other person of being a virgin, too.
Why does nobody ever bring up that using a platitude like that is a fucking waste of time and is never in context in any argument? We all know sex is just a means of propagation for any organism and that giving in to your urges to receive a dopamine reward doesn't and shouldn't make you worthy of respect. If anything, hounding after women is a sign of weakness, and behind those sunglasses and flat brimmed hat is a fucking chimp. Do yourself a favor and if anyone tries to use the "get laid" tactic in an argument, put them in their place. In before the first comment, which is probably going to be a troll saying "get laid". If you post that, then I'll know you're TL;DR :). What do you guys think about this common tactic, especially on the internet?
Listen Joseph, if it gets to you, then it's a good tactic. Bottom line.

You admitted that 9 out of 10 people are offended by this tactic and that kind of speaks for itself.
 
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lol mindless sheeple. Sex is fun and fuck having kids. Enjoy your overpopulation and needless struggles. Shit ain't worth it.

You just proved my point. I'm not sure how people took my thread as some abstinence argument. I think people who preach abstinence are retards, and I don't mind people having sex, I'm just saying propping yourself up because you've had sex before is nonsensical.
 
Are you trying to justify trolling or what? I can't stand douchebags who put the beers they've drunk over their bed and use shit like this. I'm no moral purist or anything.
 
That's what it is. People misconstrued what I was saying when I said that. I just meant that the only reason you are attracted to women is because of testosterone, I wasn't advocating having a Catholic-sized family or some shit.
 
doop, umadbro?
 
You just proved my point. I'm not sure how people took my thread as some abstinence argument. I think people who preach abstinence are retards, and I don't mind people having sex, I'm just saying propping yourself up because you've had sex before is nonsensical.
it's not nonsensical, it shows you have a social life and aren't on the computer masturbating all the time
 

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