OMFG Somebody help me

lokah

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So i went to the club with my friends the other night (because im handsome) anyways i was talking to this hot girl and she convinced me to go to her house... and of course since watching blood elfs dance isn't enough i said yes. After a long night (won't go into details) i left her house while she was stilling sleeping. 2 months later (today) i ran into her at the super market, i was buying a shit load of of Mountain dew because it was raid night, i went to say hi but she looked at me with a scared face and she said ''I'm pregant robert, it's yours too''. i started giggling for some reason but i noticed she was being seriosus. then i realized she ain't joking. What do i fricken do? I'm scared as shit, im only 22 and if my parents found out i knocked up some girl they'll murder me.

Advice PLEASE! I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND1
 
If this is indeed a legitimate post:

First things first, order a paternity test. It sounds like you may not be her only sexual partner, so make sure the kid is yours first off.

If the kid is yours, man up. There is nothing worse than a man that will not support a child that he sired (if you can even be called a man at that point).

Yes, the road is going to get rocky if the child is indeed yours. You are going to need your parents on your side. They are probably going to be angry at first, but they are going to be your best allies down the road.

Best of luck to you and I really hope everything works out.
 
Hmm.

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Because abortions don't exist amirite? You said 2 months, better hurry the fuck up.

Try vitamin C herbal abortion, but it might be too late for that. Better bust out that $500 for either a pill or clinical.

If you're poor there's a cancer pill you can get for $5 (used to treat cancer, somewhat more dangerous but cheap) that stops the cells from reproducing (it makes your body think the fetus is cancer), and you could try that.

This is not medicinally sound advice, I'm not a professional, take it with a grain of salt.

Good luck.

lokah said:
the other night
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lokah said:
2 months later (today)
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Probably a troll though.
 
Mehcritkillu said:
Falkor punch!
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abortion is always the option, not that youve had sex OP
just in case you have sex someday: always carry a condom or a plan b pill if you dont wanna be a daddy
 
If legit, and it is yours, welcome to fatherhood.

If legit, and it is not yours, welcome to the warning of the real world.

If not legit, welcome to my fist.
 
If could be the father, turns out that before we did it she slept with another guy from the night before.
 
lokah said:
If could be the father, turns out that before we did it she slept with another guy from the night before.
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Taking that into consideration and due to you thinking you may have got her pregnant, I am to assume you did not "Mack Up".

In which case your primary and immediate concern should be to visit the local Clap Clinic. Have fun.
 
If this is real-
1)Basically what Masked said Man up, don't think you in it alone if your parents see you are serious about it they will help. Start a job and get a good bank fund to start off with the baby

2) Give it to another nice family (If it's ok with her)

3) I don't want this one but...... Maybe Abortion if it's what you need to to.
 
give it to kony
 
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